A great gif from a great film...
Anyway...
WWE Creative Meeting (A Couple of Months Ago? I think)
CTM1: "So the Sasha & Bayley feud is building nicely...even if its been
a bit patchy in places. The fans are still really invested & we just need
to decide who is going to turn heel at the match booked for Evolution"
HOC: "Cancel the feud...and that match!"
CTM1: "What?!"
HOC: "You heard me...cancel it. Its drawing to much focus away from
Alexa & Ronda"
CTM1: "But...how am I simply going to cancel a feud with nearly a years
worth of build up behind it?"
HOC: "I don't know...make them lesbians or something"
CTM1: "Lesbians? What?!"
HOC: "Yeah...have the black one...
CTM1: "Her name is Sasha!"
HOC: "Whatever...have her confess her love & feelings for the Blue one"
CTM1: "Bayley isn't Blue!"
HOC: "Really? You could have fooled me. Anyway...pair them up as a
team again...give them a lame ass nickname & matching gay outfits"
CTM1: Okay...well I guess that could work if they start winning some
matches together..."
HOC: "What are you stupid?! Black & blueberry..."
CTM1: "SASHA & BAYLEY!!!"
HOC: "Whatever their names are will be jobbed out to the Punk Dyke
& the Redneck Bitch"
CTM1: "But why?!"
HOC: "Because the Bella Twins are coming back and they need a
couple of heels to smack around for a bit"
CTM1: "Well...why don't we have the Bellas fight Sasha & Bayley? I'm
sure a lot of fans would like to see that match"
HOC: "What are you stupid?! You can't put the Bellas in the ring with
performers more popular then them! Don't you remember what happened
after Wrestlemania 31? It was like both of them had all their periods at once!"
CTM1: "Well...I guess I can work something out"
HOC: "Good. And what's the golden rule for the RAW women's division?"
CTM1: "Don't forget to make Alexa look strong...I know"
HOC: "That's right. She had to swallow a lot of stuff to earn that push...
now fuck off! Dana Brooke will be here any minute to have a "creative
meeting" if you catch my drift...wink wink"
CTM1: "I...I think I'm going to go kill myself"
HOC: "Yeah whatever...get out! Go book the Blue lesbians!"
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