Kaedon is Raw!!!
Raw- LIVE FROM MILAN!
I love the set for this one. The show opens with The Coach who announces Cena vs. Rated RKO for the main event and then announces VKM who walks out in his pimp hat. The crowd is HOT. Vince rips the crowd and then brings out the Samoan Bulldozer. I love Umaga. He has nothing but impressive matches, especially for his limitations. We see a package from last weeks Shane/Lashley segments. Lashley took a bad ass head shot from Shane. Looks like my prediction about Lashley main eventing Mania next year are gonna come true if this push continues. No Lashley? Boo! McMahon issues an open challenge for the IC Title on behalf of Umaga. No wrestler takes it up, so Vince asks the crowd. Where is Nunzio when you need him? Vince harasses the crowd, including picking on a little kid. We get some good ol Italia soccer chants for the plant who gets in the ring. The guy (Santino) looks pretty good. He almost beats Umaga until Vince comes in and makes it No Holds Barred. Armando gets a bitch slap for his trouble and the poor sucker gets hit from behind. Hasn’t he watched wrestling before? Never turn your back on a heel! Umaga sets up for a top rope headbutt and Lashley makes the save. After 3 chair shots and spear Santino wins the IC Title!!! Didn’t see that shit coming, and anyone who says they did is a fucking lying ass smark.
Santino celebrates when we come back with Lashley and the King. We then get an interview with Carlito/Flair. I smell a heel turn. It smells like….MEATBALLS!!
A WM rematch? Hell yes!! Maybe Cena will sell better this time…
Carlito/Flair vs. WGTT
Good solid tag match. The heels cheat to win and we see more of the Flair/Carlito break up coming.
We then see the make a wish kid booking the Backlash main event. I liked this. I bet that kid had a blast and I think it was a good move for the WWE.
Maria interviews Cena. God is Maria hot. Anyway, HBK comes in and says he doesn’t care what happens to Cena anymore. I bet he still interferes in the main event.
The Condemned. If that was a real TV show, PPV, or whatever, Id tune in! Anyway, were gonna get Eugene vs. Nitro. That’s gonna be good because Nitro is very underrated. I hope he beats the shit out of Eugene.
A promo for Khali. Ok. He’s big. We get it…
Short and kinda disappointing match with Nitro. Did he win with a neckbreaker?
Next up is the fashion show. I love tits and ass. I know people rip on it, but fuck them. I don’t mind TnA in a 2 hour show. In a one hour show (like ECW) it’s a little different. Big pop for Melina’s entrance. Who is this schmuck MCing it all? Anyway, nice pop for my hometown girl Candice. Wow big pop for Maria AND Torrie. Maria had the best outfit in that I could rip it off the fastest. Torrie ends up winning and Melina freaks out which leads to a catfight. Sadly, no slips .
So next we had Jeff Hardy vs. Lance Cade. I didn’t get to see it till the end because nature called. That was a hell of a clothesline and Cade won with!
More Condemned
Crazy vs. Masters XXVIV
Quick start but Masters slows it down. Masters then uses his power to just hammer on Crazy. The Insane Luchadore gets back into it but OWW nice Crucifix drop. Masters works over a body part, something you don’t see often anymore and when you do, certain fans (smarks) love to criticize it. No this match didn’t have X-division high spots, but it was better fundamentally than most of the BULLSHIT you see in most other feds. Oww Masters wins with the Wheelbarrow slam thing. Good stuff.
ME time. Cena is bood pretty heavily but carries the match, doing all the selling and basically takes as ass beating all match. Good match, not great, but good. Sees HBK interfering and causing Rated RKO to lose. (Who called it?)
Good Raw. B+. Nice beginning and a nice end. That’s it for this week and don’t forget to read my column!
Raw- LIVE FROM MILAN!
I love the set for this one. The show opens with The Coach who announces Cena vs. Rated RKO for the main event and then announces VKM who walks out in his pimp hat. The crowd is HOT. Vince rips the crowd and then brings out the Samoan Bulldozer. I love Umaga. He has nothing but impressive matches, especially for his limitations. We see a package from last weeks Shane/Lashley segments. Lashley took a bad ass head shot from Shane. Looks like my prediction about Lashley main eventing Mania next year are gonna come true if this push continues. No Lashley? Boo! McMahon issues an open challenge for the IC Title on behalf of Umaga. No wrestler takes it up, so Vince asks the crowd. Where is Nunzio when you need him? Vince harasses the crowd, including picking on a little kid. We get some good ol Italia soccer chants for the plant who gets in the ring. The guy (Santino) looks pretty good. He almost beats Umaga until Vince comes in and makes it No Holds Barred. Armando gets a bitch slap for his trouble and the poor sucker gets hit from behind. Hasn’t he watched wrestling before? Never turn your back on a heel! Umaga sets up for a top rope headbutt and Lashley makes the save. After 3 chair shots and spear Santino wins the IC Title!!! Didn’t see that shit coming, and anyone who says they did is a fucking lying ass smark.
Santino celebrates when we come back with Lashley and the King. We then get an interview with Carlito/Flair. I smell a heel turn. It smells like….MEATBALLS!!
A WM rematch? Hell yes!! Maybe Cena will sell better this time…
Carlito/Flair vs. WGTT
Good solid tag match. The heels cheat to win and we see more of the Flair/Carlito break up coming.
We then see the make a wish kid booking the Backlash main event. I liked this. I bet that kid had a blast and I think it was a good move for the WWE.
Maria interviews Cena. God is Maria hot. Anyway, HBK comes in and says he doesn’t care what happens to Cena anymore. I bet he still interferes in the main event.
The Condemned. If that was a real TV show, PPV, or whatever, Id tune in! Anyway, were gonna get Eugene vs. Nitro. That’s gonna be good because Nitro is very underrated. I hope he beats the shit out of Eugene.
A promo for Khali. Ok. He’s big. We get it…
Short and kinda disappointing match with Nitro. Did he win with a neckbreaker?
Next up is the fashion show. I love tits and ass. I know people rip on it, but fuck them. I don’t mind TnA in a 2 hour show. In a one hour show (like ECW) it’s a little different. Big pop for Melina’s entrance. Who is this schmuck MCing it all? Anyway, nice pop for my hometown girl Candice. Wow big pop for Maria AND Torrie. Maria had the best outfit in that I could rip it off the fastest. Torrie ends up winning and Melina freaks out which leads to a catfight. Sadly, no slips .
So next we had Jeff Hardy vs. Lance Cade. I didn’t get to see it till the end because nature called. That was a hell of a clothesline and Cade won with!
More Condemned
Crazy vs. Masters XXVIV
Quick start but Masters slows it down. Masters then uses his power to just hammer on Crazy. The Insane Luchadore gets back into it but OWW nice Crucifix drop. Masters works over a body part, something you don’t see often anymore and when you do, certain fans (smarks) love to criticize it. No this match didn’t have X-division high spots, but it was better fundamentally than most of the BULLSHIT you see in most other feds. Oww Masters wins with the Wheelbarrow slam thing. Good stuff.
ME time. Cena is bood pretty heavily but carries the match, doing all the selling and basically takes as ass beating all match. Good match, not great, but good. Sees HBK interfering and causing Rated RKO to lose. (Who called it?)
Good Raw. B+. Nice beginning and a nice end. That’s it for this week and don’t forget to read my column!