Lana needs to get some ring time

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you are all fur coat and no knickers lad

model yourself after a real hardnut like me

You claim to have no confidence when speaking to women... but you damn sure think highly of yourself, constantly talking about how you are a hardnut, rugged, tall... to be honest I just think you are such a bullshitter that you even bullshit yourself.
 

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You claim to have no confidence when speaking to women... but you damn sure think highly of yourself, constantly talking about how you are a hardnut, rugged, tall... to be honest I just think you are such a bullshitter that you even bullshit yourself.

That's the most likely scenario.

As to the OP, has anyone actually seen Lana wrestle? If so, is she any good?

I'd like to think she would need to be above-average to appear on the Raw roster, but Eva Marie......

As to her valet role being pointless, I completely disagree. Her "managing" of Rusev is hugely successful. And the only way I see her stepping in a ring while in that role is if Paige teamed up with one of the men in WWE for the typical "man vs. man, woman vs. woman" feud.

wk
 

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That's the most likely scenario.

As to the OP, has anyone actually seen Lana wrestle? If so, is she any good?

I'd like to think she would need to be above-average to appear on the Raw roster, but Eva Marie......

As to her valet role being pointless, I completely disagree. Her "managing" of Rusev is hugely successful. And the only way I see her stepping in a ring while in that role is if Paige teamed up with one of the men in WWE for the typical "man vs. man, woman vs. woman" feud.

wk

Lana has never wrestled, she was in a music group and an actress for several small items before being signed to the WWE and then scouting Rusev/Becoming his Ambassador/Valet.

^Ultimately the only song the Girl Group made before they failed.
 

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That's the most likely scenario.

As to the OP, has anyone actually seen Lana wrestle? If so, is she any good?

I'd like to think she would need to be above-average to appear on the Raw roster, but Eva Marie......

As to her valet role being pointless, I completely disagree. Her "managing" of Rusev is hugely successful. And the only way I see her stepping in a ring while in that role is if Paige teamed up with one of the men in WWE for the typical "man vs. man, woman vs. woman" feud.

wk


She has not wrestled a single match because she hasn't trained to... her role is Rusev's valet and that's it... which makes the topic of this thread completely pointless much like 90% of the OP's threads. Lana (CJ Perry) was an actress before coming to NXT on a developmental deal and she is now being used as an actress.
 

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You claim to have no confidence when speaking to women... but you damn sure think highly of yourself, constantly talking about how you are a hardnut, rugged, tall... to be honest I just think you are such a bullshitter that you even bullshit yourself.
proof is in the pudding lad
 

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the one thing about the womens class is that it does give the big lasses who dress like jeff hardy something to enjoy
 

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I bet Lana could wrestle though if she wanted too, although she's a model/actress still primarily so she probably wouldn't want to risk anything. She has a long history with ballet so you know the footwork is most likely there, they'd just kinda have to teach a moveset, probably would take a year to get her fully comfortable on the NXT wrestling ring. Like I said though I don't think she wants to do that, she gets paid plenty good simply to valet Rusev for the time being and I'm sure she'll find another person to manage once/if he moves on.
 

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the one thing about the womens class is that it does give the big lasses who dress like jeff hardy something to enjoy
Lol while I will always laugh at your big lasses who dress like Jeff Hardy statements, I must disagree, there is plenty to see in the Women's division even for a rugged stoner lad like myself.
 

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That's the most likely scenario.

As to the OP, has anyone actually seen Lana wrestle? If so, is she any good?

I'd like to think she would need to be above-average to appear on the Raw roster, but Eva Marie......

As to her valet role being pointless, I completely disagree. Her "managing" of Rusev is hugely successful. And the only way I see her stepping in a ring while in that role is if Paige teamed up with one of the men in WWE for the typical "man vs. man, woman vs. woman" feud.

wk
She was a model for a long time and i don't think she followed wrestling and i don't think she has training.
 

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you have seen the pics of me

you know i look like a hardnut lad

lol.. I'm not even going to try man... you are so messed up in the head that you have yourself convinced that you are the ultimate alpha male, yet you lack the confidence to bed down a female... you are completely ass backwards and, in your stubbornness, you can't realize it.

Let me give you a clue as to why you can't get with a woman.... 1) a woman likes a man who doesn't smell like shit.. 2) a woman likes a confident man.. 3) a woman needs stimulating conversation (not wrestling talk).. 4) a woman wants a man that doesn't look down on her upon first meeting her because he thinks that men are superior.
 

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lol.. I'm not even going to try man... you are so messed up in the head that you have yourself convinced that you are the ultimate alpha male, yet you lack the confidence to bed down a female... you are completely ass backwards and, in your stubbornness, you can't realize it.

Let me give you a clue as to why you can't get with a woman.... 1) a woman likes a man who doesn't smell like shit.. 2) a woman likes a confident man.. 3) a woman needs stimulating conversation (not wrestling talk).. 4) a woman wants a man that doesn't look down on here upon first meeting her because he thinks that men are superior.
Let the ass go bro, either he got banned or he changed his user title.
 
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