(Dramatic-Academy Award Winning KenFan Moment)
KenFan:
"He died!!!.........inside..
this gawdamn forum turned its back on him!..a warrior!..a fighter!...a brave blackman...that gave up his life to be on the internet twenty-four-seven...
and this is how he's treated?..huh!...this is how they treat him!?!?!...
like Trash from a Titty-Bar!?!?...like gawdamn used Tam'poons!?!...huh!...is that what ya-tellin' me?!...
that he ain't dead...not just a little bit?.....
well too us...he may be physically alive...
in tha' real world...but...to him...we're dead...
and now...now..ha!...now...
he can look back through the lense of life and laugh at us...we're tha' damn dorks...
and he's got his life back cause of our CUM!!!....
but 'nah...if he knows it or not...he's dead...his spirit, his soul, his jive...its all DEAD!!!....
like his trust for us...his love for us...is blown away like tha' dust on a fine jew-lie sunset...in tha' desert...
but now...our dicks are no longer worthy of his warmth....
may tha' day come that he for some reason...decides that he forgives our dicks...with his Ice Pick...that day is NEVER going to HAPPEN!!!...
cause he knows that once he live or lets die...it'll be too late...our Weiners cannot last that long without his Lint-Filled Dry-ass PUSSY!!!....
we can't poonge pussy without FAmou$!!!...and he knows it...we'll go dry...and die...like him...
and then...
we'll have an actual life and be like "Whoa..wtf...." and we wouldn't know how to communicate with tha' non-net liver's...and they'll laugh and treat us like nerdz...
and its all cause we couldn't cut famou$ a slice of the pussy-pie....
...may he, aswell as the rest of us...have a Creamy-WEt Dream someday...ka-ka-ka...ka-ka...ka-ka!"
*audience applauds*