KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

[Lady Redfield]

HONKY BABY, YEAHHHHHH

 

[Chris]

Taker wasn't ready for Asuka

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Let's all thank Ingonious for bookin' that incredible show. This couldn't have happened without him.

 

[RDK]

Taker Asuka Hassan triple threat, book it!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It'll happen at the Rumble.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Edit: Think I jumped the gun with this response.

 

[Hoss]

How intoxicated are you KIF?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It's been a long weekend.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

1992 Blazer on a pole match?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

KSL Presents Starrcade
Live from the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan

Tables Match: Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Lance Storm
Winner: Lance Storm after interference from Toni Storm, Lance hit a Superkick that landed Reigns on a table. He followed it up with a top rope splash.(22:10) ***¾

Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s Johnny B. Badd(Keith)
Winner: Jeff Hardy after Badd hit a 450 Splash, he went for a half ass cover that got him rolled up in a crucifix pin.(14:58) ***

Bra and Panties Match: Bully Ray (EC) vs AJ Lee (Smark)
Winner: Bully Ray after strippin’ down Lee to her bra and panties with ease. She countered with a low blow before runnin’ outside the ring to be covered up by a waitin’ Punk.(6:13) *1/2

6-Man Tag Team Titles Match in the Dungeon Pit: Dungeon of Deezy(Deezy) v.s Green Light Elite & William Regal(Juice & Mitch)
Winner: Dungeon of Deezy after Loch Ness and Yeti did the double hump Bear Hug on William Regal before he passed out.(13:19) *¾

Womans Title Match: Sasha Banks(Pace) vs Tegan Nox(Steph) v.s Britt Baker(Carter)(c)
Winner: Tegan Nox after catchin’ Baker and throwin’ Baker into Sasha, knockin’ Sasha out of the ring, she got a quick roll up.(16:34) ****

Handicap Match: Chad Gable(Ingonious) v.s Hulk Hogan and Johnny Gargano(Grim & Sass)
Winner: Chad Gable after some miscommunication before Hogan and Gargano, led to a Big Boot from Hogan on Gargano. Hogan left the match. Gable slowly picked up a limp Gargano to hit a Chaos Theory for the win.(11:23) ***

US Title Match: Brian Cage(Carter) v.s Lance Archer(OMB)(c)
Winner: Brian Cage by DQ when Psycho Killer ran into the ring endin’ with Archer and Killer destroyin’ Cage. Even sendin’ the big man through the announcer’s table with a double Razor’s Edge.(24:25) ****1/4

Owen Hart(HoHo) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)
Winner: Owen Hart by DQ when he totally went MACHO MADNESS on Owen Hart with a chair almost leavin’ him for dead.(18:37) ***3/4

Jerry Seinfeld said after this Macho Man is too unhinged, can ya dig it? Tryin’ to make some jokes on the titantron. Before goin’, yeah Macho, you’re fined and suspended until Wrestlemania. SNAP INTO THAT!!! We can see Macho Man bein’ escorted off by Police sayin’ he’s gonna kill that jokester, ooooo yeah.

Battle Bowl, Battle Royal for the World Title: Tessa Blanchard(Smark) vs Kute Kip(Kamala) vs JBL(EC) vs Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) vs Chris Candido(Chris) vs Heath Slater(Ingonious) vs Carmella(EC) vs Batista(Moskillz) vs Ricochet(Pace) vs Psycho Killer(OMB) vs Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s CM Punk(Smark)(c)

Order of Elimination:
1. Kute Kip, 2. Batista,, 3. Tessa Blanchard, 4. CM Punk, 5. Ricochet, 6. Carmella, 7. Jon Moxley, 8. Pyscho Killer, 9. JBL, 10. Health Slater(25:12) Good Shit

Battle Bowl Finals for the World Title: Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Toni Storm(Blaze)
Winner: Toni Storm after a hell of a match, Storm reversed Candido’s top rope powerbomb into a huge frankenstiner. He kicked out but a pissed off Storm picked up Candido and delivered one more Air Raid to become the new champion. Crowin’ two women back to back nights as World Champions in Japan.(33:29) ****1/2​

 

[Chris]

KIF I think your booking skills are getting better and better with each show

 

[Kiffy Lube]

A bit of a slight since I only simmed it but I'll take it. Ingonious sure deserves most of the credit for continuing this and startin' new feuds based off what he did.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

KSL Presents the Royal Rumble(season 5)
Live from the O2 Arena in London, England

Ask to be involved in the Rumble if ya wanna make sure a spot: Chris Candido(Chris), Cesaro(Chris), King Bookah(Raidokken), Lance Storm(Mitch), William Regal(Mitch), Shelton Benjamin(Mitch), Lacey Von Erich(Sky), Brian Knobbs(Sky), Orlando Jordan(Sky), Cody Rhodes(Juice), B.A.G.(Juice)

Immortal Title Match: The Undertaker(Chris) v.s Muhammad Hassan w/ King Bookah(Raidokken)(c) v.s Asuka(Grim)(c)

World Title Match: CM Punk(Smark) v.s Toni Storm(Blaze)(c)

IC Title Match: Lince Dorado(Ingonious) v.s Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King)

Psycho Killer v.s Brian Cage

Gay Bar Room Brawl for the Tag Team Titles: Brian Knobbs & Orlando Jordan v.s Ric Flair & Mr. Perfect(c)

1992 Blazer on a Forklift Match: Honky Tonk Man(LadyHotRody) v.s Nick Aldis(Dmac)​

 

[Chris]

Candido and Cesaro for Rumble pls

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I know Ingonious wanted the 1992 Blazer on a pole but I think a reinforced forklift is more logical.