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Can folks not on the site join the sim league?

  • Yes

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  • No

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  • It's KIF thing let him decide

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  • Loser gets naked

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Updated matches for the card. Chris Candido if not pinned before the event will have to compete before this weddin' against both The Yeti and Cedric Alexander. Also the Braggin' Rights match is now this per Benjamin's request and I don't wanna get sued.

Braggin' Rights Elimination Match: Hulk Hogan(Grim), Jeff Hardy(Sass) , Macho Man(Blaze), Ricky Steamboat(Keith) & Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s CM Punk(Smark), William Regal(Mitch), Shelton Benjamin(Mitch), Arn Anderson(Hoho) & AJ Lee(Smark)
 
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Braggin' Rights(Season 2)
Live from The Penchanga Arena in San Diego, California


Tag Team Titles Match: Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)

Before the match King Bookah and Muhammad Hassan refuse to come to the ring and kiss the Avocado Bros. feet.
Winners: No after King Bookah and Muhammad Hassan destroy the match causin' a double DQ before beatin' the hell out of both teams.(11:45) ***1/4

Hassan even goes onto of a ladder spreadin' his arms out of Allah before splashin' through two tables through the Avocado Bros.. Afterwards a three way TLC match for the tag titles is announced for Money In The Bank by Charles Barkley.

Disrobe Match: Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s David Arquette(Juice)
Winner: David Arquette after takin' off Venis' robe, revealin' a thong. Instead of bein' upset Venis dances around and takes a girl out of the front row to the back.(8:23) Fascinatin'

IC Title Match: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s Asuka(Grim) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s The Undertaker(Chris)(c)
Winner: Brodie Lee after usin' Taker's own Devil's Triangle to finally make him pass out before the referee calls for the bell.(27:18) ****1/2

Hardcore Title Match: Cedric Alexander(Steph) v.s The Yeti(Deezy) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)(c)
Winner: Chris Candido after gettin' a quick roll up out of nowhere on Alexander and escapin' to the back to get ready for his weddin'.(12:59) **1/2

Braggin' Rights Elimination Match: Hulk Hogan(Grim), Jeff Hardy(Sass) , Macho Man(Blaze), Ricky Steamboat(Keith) & Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s CM Punk(Smark), William Regal(Mitch), Shelton Benjamin(Mitch), Arn Anderson(Hoho) & AJ Lee(Smark)

First Elimination: Jeff Hardy after quick Pay Dirt by Benjamin.(4-5)(13:26)
Second Elimination: Macho Man after harrassin' Hardy for losin' outside the ring, Hardy hits a Twist of Fate and Savage gets counted out. (3-5)(19:40)
Third Elimination: William Regal after CM Punk hit a huge top rope elbow through the announcer's table, he was on the only one that made the 10 count.(3-4)(26:10)
Fourth Elimination: Shelton Benjamin after finally tappin' out in a crossface chicken wing by Steamboat.(3-3)(30:22)
Fifth Elimination: Hulk Hogan after a Go To Sleep by CM Punk.(2-3)(34:35)
Sixth Elimination: Arn Anderson after bein' caught off guard with a flyin' crossbody by Steamboat, kickin' out a second too late.(2-2)(39:21)
Seventh Elimination: Toni Storm after a Shinin' Wizard by AJ Lee.(1-2)(48:16)
Eighth Elimination: CM Punk after bringin' a chair into the ring and attackin' Steamboat to be DQed. (1-1)(53:03)
Ninth Elimination: Ricky Steamboat after a groggy Steamboat tries to get to his feet, AJ Lee hits a Shinin' Wizard to win it for her team.(0-1)
Winner and Sole Survivor: AJ Lee ****3/4

Weddin' Time! The pastor turns out to be none other than TROY AIKMAN who jogs down to the ring. We get to see a spiffy Chris Candido come out next then the Bride to be walks out with her Father Tully Blanchard. The Pastor starts the ceremony and we get to the part are there any objections. Out comes Mr. Perfect with a basketball followed behind by a basketball hoop left in the aisle way. Perfect gets in the ring and says Candido has to prove himself and hands him a blindfold. Candido doesn't look happy as Perfect explains on a real man, a Perfect Man should be allowed to get married and Candido must make this shot blindfolded. An annoyed Candido agrees knowin' Perfect isn't gonna shut up until it's done. Candido puts on the blindfold, aims and fires. IT GOES IN! but Perfect says he missed. Quickly there is a replay that shows Candido made it. Perfect begrudgingly leaves the ring as Tully gets in his face. The ceremony commences as Aikman asks if there are any more objections. No more happen and he continues on to will you take her, will you take him. They both excitedly say yes and Troy announces them man and Wife as they furiously make out, Tully looks away which is when Perfect comes back to attack Candido. Perfect hits a Perfect Plex layin' out Candido but then Tully throws the sorry son of a bitch over the top rope before caterin' to his new son-in-law breakin' him back to his feet. The segment ends with Candido lookin' angry before Tessa calms him down a bit with another kiss.

Steel Cage Match for the Women's Title: Candice LeRae(Sass) v.s Peyton Royce(Steph)(c)
Winner: Peyton Royce as both women are tired on top on the cage is able to stand up usin' a corner cable to hits a vicious kick sendin' LeRae back into the ring and Royce climbs down for the victory.(24:17) ****1/2

World Title Match: Jon Moxley w/Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)(c) w/Bully Ray(EC)
Winner: Johnny Gargano after Moxley finally passed out in the GargaNo Escape.(26:35) ****3/4

After the match a pissed off Reigns spears Bully and gets on the mic and challenges Gargano who tries to get out of but finally accepts.

World Title Match: Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)
Winner: Roman Reigns after 3 spears finally dethrones the World Champion.(13:50) ***3/4

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Money In The Bank(season 2)
Live from the Heritage Bank Center in Cincinnati, Ohio


World Title Rematch: Johnny Gargano(Sass) v.s Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)(c)

MITB Match: Tegan Nox(Steph) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s ??? v.s ??? v.s ??? v.s ???

TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles: King Bookah & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)

Winner will defend against Undertaker at The Great American Bash, IC Title Match: Asuka(Grim) v.s Brodie Lee(OMB)(c)

Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Tessa Blanchard(Smark)

Hardcore Title Match: Cedric Alexander(Steph) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)


More matches to be added.​
 
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Hassan even goes onto of a ladder spreadin' his arms out of Allah before splashin' through two tables through the Avocado Bros.. Afterwards a three way TLC match for the tag titles is announced for Money In The Bank by Charles Barkley.

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Blackheart Society all are wearing gold :WOW
 
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Tegan in the MITB match, if possible! AND HAHA @Sass FINALLY LOST
 
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Jeff or Candice would like to be in the mitb if possible.

This is a travesty. Johnny Gargano should still be teh champion Roman cheated
 
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I'll allow either but you said Jeff first so I'll add him.
 

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Regal for MITB

Shelton Benjamin claims he has proof that Ricky Steamboat ILLEGALLY submitted him at Bragging Rights. He is currently meeting with his lawyers about the matter.


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Money In The Bank(season 2)
Live from the Heritage Bank Center in Cincinnati, Ohio


World Title Rematch: Johnny Gargano(Sass) v.s Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)(c)

MITB Match: Tegan Nox(Steph) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s William Regal(Mitch) v.s JBL(EC) v.s Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s ???

TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles: King Bookah & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)

#1 Contendership for the World Title: Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Bully Ray(EC)

Winner will defend against Undertaker at The Great American Bash, IC Title Match: Asuka(Grim) v.s Brodie Lee(OMB)(c)

Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Tessa Blanchard(Smark)

Hardcore Title Match: Cedric Alexander(Steph) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)(c)

Shelton Benjamin and his legal team to appear.


Updated card. This better be some good proof, Mitch.​
 
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Bully Ray getting FUCKED. Gimme Mox at MITB, winner gets next title shot!:nobounds

And I'd like to throw JBL in the ladder match.
 
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David Arquette: All you roody poo sons of bitches in the back, making calls based on nothing but video game rating and calorie intake levels. They say the best form of attack is an ambush, but The Magician ain't no biznatch, so I'm laying down the blue prints for all too see. Brodie Lee you big bundle of rhino foo foofoo, you aint leaving MITB with the title, mark my words toaster fucker!
 
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Toaster fucker may be one favorite insults ever.
 

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Right now, I just wanna thank everyone for makin' these shows great. I may be the one simmin' shit but it's your effort and continued support that makes this fun as hell. We ain't stoppin' anytime soon. I will be simmin' this next show on Monday.

Also I might as well add AJ Lee v.s Peyton Royce for the Women's Title since AJ Lee fuckin' won the Braggin' Rights Elimination match alone.
 
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Chris Candido and Tessa are currently honey mooning in Bora Bora. Multiple pictures of both of them only wearing the hardcore title have been uploaded and subsequently removed from Instagram