KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

[Hoss]

Bully Ray, the new 60 minute man, the first man to go wire to wire in the Elimination Chambah, is back and blazin' a trail through the rest of the schmucks on the KSL roster en route to the WrestleMania main event! It feels good. Hell, the only thing that would feel bettah is if I nevah got screwed out of my title in the first place! But hey, at least now we got a nice redemption story to tell for centuries aftah I've left this dump, about the most feared and dominant champ to evah lace up a pair of boots, that management tried to keep undah their thumb, only for him to rise up, whoop some ass, and stand tall at the top of the mountain once again!!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WrestleMania II
Live from Wembley Stadium in London, Britain

World Title Match: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Roman Regins(Mox Girl) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)(c)

IC Title Match: Asuka(Grim) v.s The Undertaker(Chris)(c)

Tag Team Titles Match: Tessa Blanchard & Chris Candido(Smark & Chris) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)

Duchess of Queensbury Rules: Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s William Regal(Mitch)

Falls Count Anywhere for the Women's Title: Peyton Royce(Steph) v.s Candice LeRae(Sass)(c)

# 1 Contendership for the Tag Titles: Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken) v.s Owen Hart & Lance Storm(Mitch & HoHo)

Hulk Hogan(Grim) v.s CM Punk(Smark) w/AJ Lee

Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)

DEBUT OF THE HARDCORE TITLE, stipulation TBA: Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s David Arquette(Juice) v.s JBL(EC) v.s Cedric Alexander(Steph) v.s Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s Val Venis(Raidokken)

Avocado Bros.(Juice) & Cesaro(Chris) v.s Arn Anderson(Blaze), Ricky Steamboat(Keith) & Ric Flair(Grim)

Who's the Best IC Champ?: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze)

Mr. Bean to appear on the show, hosted by Marc Summers.


Added 3 more matches.​

 

[Chris]

Oh shit hardcore title

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Gonna sim in 2 hours, might have a couple more people joinin' and I'd like to add them to the card if they do. It's 'Mania after all.

Deezy will be joinin' as The Yeti as well.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WrestleMania II
Live from Wembley Stadium in London, Britain

Avocado Bros.(Juice) & Cesaro(Chris) v.s Arn Anderson(Blaze), Ricky Steamboat(Keith) & Ric Flair(Grim)
Winners: Arn Anderson, Ricky Steamboat & Ric Flair after low blow and school boy with the tights by Flair on Cody Rhodes.(14:48) ****1/2

Marc Summers makes his way to the ring after a hot opener to welcome everyone to the show. He then announces through out the night we will have a Double Dare obstacle course contests between the men fightin' for the hardcore title, the person with the fastest time will be the first ever KSL Hardcore Champion, startin' now!

We start with Shelton Benjamin who doesn't complete the course in 60 seconds.
David Arquette doesn't complete the course either and looked like a complete buffoon out there.
JBL then completes the course in 57 seconds to take the lead. We will pick this up later.

Duchess of Queensbury Rules, Referee Mr. Bean: Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s William Regal(Mitch)
Winner: Toni Storm after usin' Regal's brass knuckles right in front of Mr. Bean who looked very confused. After the match Mr. Bean and Toni sloppily make out to the delight of all the Brits.(8:33) *3/4

# 1 Contendership for the Tag Titles: Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken) v.s Owen Hart & Lance Storm(Mitch & HoHo)
Winners: Owen Hart & Lance Storm after a superkick from Storm and top rope moonsault by Owen.(16:46) ***3/4

Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)
Winner: Jeff Hardy by DQ when Macho Man was caught usin' a steel chair, he continues to beat down Hardy after the match.(13:40) ***1/4

Who's the Best IC Champ?: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze)
Winner: Mr. Perfect after a third Perfect Plex.(22:26) ****-****1/4

Double Dare Obstacle course continues...
Cedric Alexander puts on a show finishin' the course in 44 seconds.
Val Venis finishes the course but barely in 59 seconds.
Simon Miller rushes the course but can only get in done in 46 seconds.
Marc Summers presents the title to the new champion.
Winner and first ever KSL Hardcore Champion: Cedric Alexander(Steph)

Tag Team Titles Match: Tessa Blanchard & Chris Candido(Smark & Chris) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)
Winners: Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer after a devestatin' Big Boot by Archer on Tessa.(12:55) ***3/4

Falls Count Anywhere for the Women's Title: Peyton Royce(Steph) v.s Candice LeRae(Sass)(c)
Winner: Peyton Royce after a jumpin' piledriver on concrete.(19:32) ****1/4

IC Title Match: Asuka(Grim) v.s The Undertaker(Chris)(c)
Winner: The Undertaker after Asuka refused to tap out in the Devil's Triangle she eventually passed out.(23:12) *****

Hulk Hogan(Grim) v.s CM Punk(Smark) w/AJ Lee
Winner: Hulk Hogan after hittin' a sloppy Go To Sleep on Punk followed by his signature leg drop.(17:03) ***1/2

World Title Match: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Roman Regins(Mox Girl) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)(c)
Winner: Johnny Gargano after a giant spear by Reigns on Bully Ray, Gargano hit a superkick on Reigns to knock him out of the ring and fall into the cover on Ray.(32:42) ****1/2


I will set up some matches for the next show after a bit. I hope you all enjoyed our second 'Mania.​

 

[Chris]

Goddamn what a show. Asuka was no match for the dead man

 

[Hidden Blaze]

TONI!!!!! YAAAH!!!


Also Arn? I’m sure that’s not mine.

Good show!


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[Kiffy Lube]

Oh yeah, HoHo has Arn. I'm sure I'll make that mistake again with someone.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Extreme Rules(season 2)
Live From Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York

Roman Reigns, Jon Moxley & Peyton Royce(Mox Girl & Steph) v.s Johnny Gargano, Bully Ray & Candice LeRae(Sass & EC)

IC Title, Casket Match: Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s The Undertaker(Chris)(c)

Tag Team Titles, 2 out 3 Falls: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)

Hardcore Title Match: The Yeti(Deezy) v.s Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s Cedric Alexander(Steph)(c)

Over The Top Rope Challenge: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s Asuka(Grim)

Street Fight, Grudge Match: William Regal(Mitch) v.s Toni Storm(Blaze)


More matches to be added.​

 

[Chris]

I'm very intrigued by the over the top rope challenge

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I know Grim is upset that Asuka didn't beat the Undertaker but imagine if she went almost 20 minutes with the Deadman and she didn't tap out. She would have got the greatest standin' ovation in the history of wrestlin' once she got to her feet. Fuck my random ratings, that alone I think deserves a full five stars.

 

[Steph]

Hell yeah Cedric and Peyton!


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[Sass]

I am taking my Women's title back. But Johnny getting another underdog win I love it!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You better hope Peyton doesn't pin Johnny.

 

[Sass]

Peyton don't scare me