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Can folks not on the site join the sim league?

  • Yes

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  • No

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  • It's KIF thing let him decide

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  • Loser gets naked

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2 out 3 Falls: Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Arn Anderson(HoHo) added last minute. How's that Blaze?

I'll take it. :bootynods I'll likely be in attendance of the show.
 
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KSL Presents Extreme Rules
Live from State Farm Arena in Atlanta, Georgia


Tag Team Title Implication Match: Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Okada(Juice)
Winner: Shelton Benjamin after a distraction by Cesaro, Benjamin with a T-Bone Suplex and cradles Okada to pick up the win. (14:38) ****1/4

Followed by...

Tag Team Title Implication Match: Cesaro(Chris) v.s Cody Rhodes(Juice)
Winner: Cody Rhodes after the referee throws out both Benjamin and Okada from tryin' to interfere, Rhodes drops Cesaro throat first on the ropes, followed by a quick Cross-Rhodes. (11:56) ***3/4

Welcome To KSL! Stretcher Match: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s David Arquette(Juice)
Winner: David Arquette after sneakin' off the stretcher last minute, hits a drop toe hold layin' Lee on the stretcher and pushes it across the line. Brodie Lee destroys Arquette with a discus lariat and a Powerbomb on the entrance ramp after the match.
(12:40) **1/2

Tessa Blanchard(Smark) v.s JBL(EC)
Winner: Tessa Blanchard by DQ when JBL won't stop poundin' on her in the corner as the referee calls for the bell. (10:23) ***

2 out 3 Falls: Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Arn Anderson(HoHo)
First Fall: Arn Anderson after reversin' the Perfect Plex into a quick spinebuster. (10:18)
Second Fall: Mr. Perfect after Perfect pulls out the Figure Four again eventually gettin' Arn to tap out. (25:05)
Third Fall: Mr. Perfect after a top rope Superplex, both Arn and Perfect attempt a lock the other up with a pin, only for Perfect to have Arn's shoulders on the mat. (35:21)
Winner: Mr. Perfect, 2-1. ****1/2

Kute Kip & Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Kane & The Boogeyman(Jax)
Winners: Owen Hart & Lance Storm after Kute Kip and Simon Miller had more problems, Owen Hart was able to get a school boy on Kip. (8:54) **1/4

Brothelhouse Match for the IC Title: Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s Ric Flair(Grim)(c)
Winner: Ric Flair after a wild brawl flyin' around the brothel amidst some lovely women, Flair in his boxers makes Venis tap out to the Figure Four. (17:35) **3/4

Extreme Rules, 6-man tag elimination for #1 Contendership for the World Title: Team Hogan-Hulk Hogan(Grim), Chris Candido(Chris) & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken) v.s Team Moxley- Jon Moxley(Mox Girl), Bully Ray(EC) & Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)
First Elimination: Chris Candido after a double arm DDT by Moxley through a table, 2-3. (15:22)
Second Elimination: Jon Moxley after a devastatin' lookin' Camel Cluth by Hassan, Hogan hits a leg drop across Moxley's prone head, 2-2. (21:06)
Third Elimination: Muhammad Hassan after Hogan missed a big boot on Reigns nailin' Hassan, Reigns spears Hassan followed by Hogan, 1-2. (28:14)
Fourth Elimination: Roman Reigns after Hogan hits about 20 chairs to his back, he hits a tired lookin' leg drop, 1-1. (30:11)
Fifth Elimination: Hulk Hogan after Bully Ray whips him with a chain, he hits a Bully Bomb through two standin' chairs for the victory, 0-1.(33:32)
Winner and #1 Contender: Bully Ray. ****

Macho Man with the championship looks on for the entrance ramp.

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KSL Presents Braggin' Rights
Live From The O2 Arena in London, England


World Title Match: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)(c)

Strip Club Brawl Invitational for the IC Title: Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s Arn Anderson(HoHo) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Cesaro(Chris) v.s Ric Flair(Grim)(c)-Open for anyone, no limit.

Tag Team Titles Match: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice)

Braggin' Rights Elimination Tag Match: Chris Candido(Chris), Shelton Benjamin(Mitch), Tessa Blanchard(Tessa) & David Arquette(Juice) v.s Lance Archer, Tommaso Ciampa(OMB), JBL(EC) & Brodie Lee(OMB)


Card subject to change, of course.​
 
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Cesaro and Shelton didn't work as a team so Big Tony will enter the strip club
 

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Chris candido is dedicating his performance in THIS tag team match to Tessa actually

"Jumped the gun at Extreme Rules" - Candido
 

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I was hopin' Cesaro/Benjamin would have made a great team after their awesome series. Juice kind of crushed that.
 
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Bully Ray will soon be holding the power in KSL and Macho Man will be back to acting as Hogan's towel boy!
 
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Stipulation added to the Braggin' Rights match, who's left standin' on the winnin' team will get to challenge for any belt they want at Money In The Bank. As hilarious as I think just fightin' for "braggin' rights" is, there should be more on the line.
 

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David Arquette uploads a video of himself sitting on the toilet taking a dump and doesn't flush. The camera then films inside the bowl to show a picture of Lee covered in poopoo with Arquette saying "ONLY ONE OF US IS A WORLD CHAMPION, BITCH!"
 
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KSL Presents Braggin' Rights
Live From The O2 Arena in London, England


World Title Match: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)(c)

Strip Club Brawl Invitational for the IC Title: Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s Arn Anderson(HoHo) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Cesaro(Chris) v.s Ricky Steamboat(Keith) v.s Ric Flair(Grim)(c)-Open for anyone, no limit.

Tag Team Titles Match: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice)

Barbwire Rope Match: Jon Moxley & Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Hulk Hogan(Grim) & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)

Braggin' Rights Elimination Tag Match: Chris Candido(Chris), Shelton Benjamin(Mitch), Tessa Blanchard(Tessa) & David Arquette(Juice) v.s Lance Archer, Tommaso Ciampa(OMB), JBL(EC) & Brodie Lee(OMB)

Kute Kip & Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s Boogyeman & Kane(Jax)


Probably won't sim tonight but this is the current card.​
 
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Lee/Archer/Ciampa gotta find a cool name thats not The Dark Order like
 

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whens this happenin
 
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Tomorrow night around 8PM mountain time.
 

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KSL Presents Braggin' Rights
Live From The O2 Arena in London, England


Braggin' Rights Elimination Tag Match: Chris Candido(Chris), Shelton Benjamin(Mitch), Tessa Blanchard(Smark) & David Arquette(Juice) v.s Lance Archer, Tommaso Ciampa(OMB), JBL(EC) & Brodie Lee(OMB)
Elimination order:
1. Tessa Blanchard after a stretch muffler from Ciampa made her tap. (3-4, 15:23)
2. Shelton Benjamin after a Lariat from Hell by JBL. (2-4, 19:46)
3. JBL after bashin' a steel chair repeatedly on David Arquette endin' up gettin' himself DQed. (2-3, 27:29)
4. David Arquette after gettin' back to his feet he gets nailed with a huge Discus Lariat from Brodie Lee. (1-3, 28:02)
5. Chris Candido after gettin' pummelled to a bloody pulp by OMB's group until the referee stops the match. (0-3, 39:51)
Winners: Lance Archer, Tomasso Ciampa & Brodie Lee(OMB) ***1/2

Strip Club Brawl Invitational for the IC Title: Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s Arn Anderson(HoHo) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Cesaro(Chris) v.s Ricky Steamboat(Keith) v.s Ric Flair(Grim)(c)-Ends after 20 minutes.
Winner: Mr. Perfect(Blaze) after 3 title changes leavin' the strip joint with the title, a stripper and a bottle of whisky for the road. Arn Anderson hit a Spinebuster through a piece of shit table on Ric Flair to get the belt. After that Cesaro got a roll up with the tights on Anderson. Endin' with with Mr. Perfect hittin' a Perfect Plex on the stage on Cesaro. (20:00) Pure Entertainment

Kute Kip & Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s Boogyeman & Kane(Jax)
Winners: Kane & The Boogyeman(Jax) after a tombstone by Kane on Kute Kip. (13:40) **1/4

Barbwire Rope Match: Jon Moxley & Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Hulk Hogan(Grim) & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)
Winners: Hulk Hogan(Grim) & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken) after a brutal and bloody match, Reigns' head was in the barbwire ropes as Hogan hit his Leg Drop, bringin' a carved up Reigns back into the ring to secure a pinfall. (16:39) ****

Tag Team Titles Match: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice)
Winners: Avocado Bros. by DQ after a frustrated Owen Hart refused to let go of the Sharpshooter on Okada after he made it to the ropes. Hart & Storm continue a beat down after the match. (14:17) ***

World Title Match: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)(c)
Winner: Bully Ray(EC) when Charles Manson showed up with Hanson who looked very brainwashed, it distracted Macho Man. Bully preceded to hit a chain assisted Bully Bomb in a hard fought contest. (24:23) ****1/4

Charles Manson leaves through the crowd avoidin' security and Police once again. Hanson get arrested as the show goes off the air.
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Next show will be Money In The Bank. I will write up a card soon but there are 6 slots in the MITB match.​
 
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