KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

[Kiffy Lube]

Did Chris even notice I made his rematch with Tessa a Hog Pen match?

 

[Chris]

Did Chris even notice I made his rematch with Tessa a Hog Pen match?

Yes and I'm not confident in Candido winning

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Tessa covered in mud could be quite the Wrestlemania moment. We will see.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I will probably be simmin' tomorrow night after NXT. It'll give folks more time and I'm excited for this show so it'll give me sumthin' else fun to do on my Birthday since it's on a damn Tuesday.

KSL Presents Wrestlemania
Live From Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan

World Title Match, Special Enforcer Hulk Hogan(Grim): Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)(c)

Charles Manson in-ring appearance.

IC Title Match: Arn Anderson(HoHo) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s Ric Flair(Grim)(c)

Tag Team Title Match: Bully Ray & JBL(EC) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice)(c)

Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Muhammad Hassan w/Drake(Raidokken)

Cesaro & Shelton Benjamin(Chris & Mitch) v.s Lance Archer & Tomasso Ciampa(OMB)

Hog Pen Match: Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Tessa Blanchard(Smark)

House of Horrors Match: Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s The Boogeyman(Jax)

Ricky Steamboat(Keith) v.s Owen Hart(HoHo)


Added a couple more matches too.


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[Hidden Blaze]

Just got caught up.

FUCK YEAH! Macho Champ bitch! FUCK ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS OH YEAAAAAAAH!



also yeah it be cool to get a third wrestler after Mania.

 

[Chris]

House of horrors

 

[Kiffy Lube]

KSL Presents Wrestlemania
Live From Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan

Cesaro & Shelton Benjamin(Chris & Mitch) v.s Lance Archer & Tomasso Ciampa(OMB)
Winners: Cesaro & Shelton Benjamin after an uppercut to the back of head of Archer's head from Cesaro led to a T-Bone Suplex from Benjamin. (21:24) ****1/4

House of Horrors Match: Simon Miller(Kamala) v.s The Boogeyman(Jax)
Winner: Simon Miller after escapin' the house covered in worms as the Boogeyman just laughs. (11:36) Nonsense

Ricky Steamboat(Keith) v.s Owen Hart(HoHo)
Winner: Ricky Steamboat after reversin' the Sharpshooter into a roll up. (27:05) ****1/2

Tag Team Title Match: Bully Ray & JBL(EC) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice)(c)
Winners: Avocado Bros. after Cody Rhodes hittin' his Beautiful Disaster kick followed by the Cross-Rhodes on JBL. (13:42) ***1/2

Charles Manson makes his way to the ring surrounded by security guards and cops. He gets into the ring and announces he'll be performin' with his favorite band he's had since he's been in prison... Hanson. Hanson come out to a chorus of boos, like why the fuck are they here. In the middle of a performance of MMMBop, Manson takes off through the crowd as the security guards and cops are too busy dancin'. Charles Manson is loose in the KSL Universe.

Hog Pen Match: Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Tessa Blanchard(Smark)
Winner: No one, Candido and Tessa decide to throw each other into the slop and start makin' out. (8:52) Heartwarmin'

Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Muhammad Hassan w/Drake(Raidokken)
Winner: Roman Reigns after Jay-Z distracts Hassan and Drake, Reigns is able to hit a spear on Hassan. Afterwards, Jay-Z performs Dead Presidents to make up for Hanson. (12:23) ***

IC Title Match: Arn Anderson(HoHo) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Val Venis(Raidokken) v.s Ric Flair(Grim)(c)
Winner: Ric Flair after a bloody, pissed off Flair has the Figure Four on Mr. Perfect. Mr. Perfect finally gives in to Flair and taps. (32:27) ****1/2

No DQ, World Title Match, Special Enforcer Hulk Hogan(Grim): Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)(c)
Winner: Macho Man by stoppage after Hogan and the referee have to get involved as Macho is tryin' to rip Moxley's throat with barbwire after an incredibly brutal match. (22:40) ***1/2

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Next show will actually be a tournament to decide who can choose a third wrestler. It's gonna be a 16 man tournament. I will make a rule about future third wrestlers after the event. Some folks will get double entrants based on our numbers but I'll make sure it's fair.
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[Chris]

Cesaro and Shelton

Candido banging a Blanchard suck it Tully

Charles Manson is loose

 

[RDK]

Reigns burying Hassan shouldn't be surprising

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Lance Storm is not pleased about being excluded from the biggest show of the year


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[CakeWalker]

Avacado Bros challenge Cesaro & Shelton Benjamin too two singles matches at the next PPV - if they win both matches, Okada and Cody will allow them to challenge for the Belts

 

[Chris]

Lmao Like they'll win both

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Entrants in the Who's The Third Man? Tournament:
Lance Storm(Mitch)
Cody Rhodes(Juice)
Chris Candido(Chris)
Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)
Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)
Tessa Blanchard(Smark)

Will add more throughout the day. Cesaro/Rhodes and Okada/Benjamin will be added for Extreme Rules.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Current Entrants in the Who's The Third Man? Tournament:
Lance Storm(Mitch)
Cody Rhodes(Juice)
Chris Candido(Chris)
Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)
Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)
Tessa Blanchard(Smark)
Owen Hart(HoHo)
Ricky Steamboat(Keith)
Kane(Jax)
Kute Kip(Kamala)
Bully Ray(EC)
Tomasso Ciampa(OMB)
Mr. Perfect(Blaze)
Ric Flair(Grim)
Okada(Juice)
Val Venis(Raidokken)

These are the 16 names, I'm at. I gave Juice and Raidokken the last two multiple picks for how active they've been since they've joined the thread. If anyone new joins, I can swap them out but for now this is the list. Around like 6PM I will post the full tournament card and then a couple hours later, I will sim the full show.

 

[Chris]

I do think that's a fair reward for the enthusiasm Haza and Juice have shown so far I can't believe your Discord server mutinied on you when you're this fair and impartial KIF