The following is a message from your new Tag Team Champions, Brian Knobbs and Orlando Jordan.
OJ: "The scent of gold..." takes a deep breath in of the air "It tastes simply divine. It is a shame it is a pair of belts, and not, say, buff, life-size statues of the men from whom we took them... But we can do that in due time. On the next edition of the O Zone, they will be revealed..."
BK: "Now that's a good idea, OJ! I come over to ya little freak pad, those other guys show up, we beat the piss outta them, and they won't even make it to Extreme Rules!"
OJ: "Ah yes, Extreme Rules. I preferred it when it was just... a One Night Stand..."
As if on cue, enter Lacey Von Erich.
LVE: "And I'm a two-time champion now! Whoo! Lacey's number one!"
OJ: "Lacey, Lacey, Lacey..." hand on her hip "We told you, we'd be doing our videos separately. So get your cute little ass back to that puzzl--" sees a completed 100-piece jigsaw "Oh. How'd you deal with that puzzle we left you with, anyhow?"
LVE: "A nice man in shorts helped me out with it. Then he said I couldn't see him, but I could see him just fine... I don't get it."
OJ: far too intimate hug "Ssh, Lacey... It's okay. It's okay."
BK awkwardly leaves