KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

  • Welcome to "The New" Wrestling Smarks Forum!

    I see that you are not currently registered on our forum. It only takes a second, and you can even login with your Facebook! If you would like to register now, pease click here: Register

    Once registered please introduce yourself in our introduction thread which can be found here: Introduction Board


Can folks not on the site join the sim league?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • No

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • It's KIF thing let him decide

    Votes: 8 61.5%
  • Loser gets naked

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Total voters
    13

Smart Marx

Israel Has the Right to Exist
Joined
Jun 28, 2010
Messages
176,961
Reaction score
36,961
Points
148
Age
38
Location
Wrestling Forums
Website
wrestlingsmarks.com
Favorite Wrestler
emma
Favorite Wrestler
YA1yyED
Favorite Wrestler
frmoJZU
Favorite Wrestler
nock3cf
Favorite Wrestler
danielbryan3
Favorite Wrestler
tLCb5kv
Favorite Sports Team
WYT3shw
Favorite Sports Team
fRXTMaD
Favorite Sports Team
LechI0u
Favorite Sports Team
RHZ7KJg
Ik that lol im just saying the ppv ideas and such irl shit happens
He's had this going since August, I don't think he's dropping it. Don't worry.
 

Kim Jong Umb

Big D Energy
Joined
Jun 10, 2019
Messages
83,837
Reaction score
14,006
Points
238
Age
31
Location
Buffalo
Favorite Wrestler
dJvrW4y
Favorite Wrestler
iHVgAJe
Favorite Wrestler
eIHNFff
Favorite Wrestler
6SLLEQr
Favorite Wrestler
flCHARR
Favorite Wrestler
hasWyGM
Favorite Sports Team
buffalosabres
Favorite Sports Team
3lUNnUV
Favorite Sports Team
K12LIMS
Favorite Sports Team
T5Zw0Si
He's had this going since August, I don't think he's dropping it. Don't worry.
Ik he has i meant more you guys association I thought he was going to let u guys book it or something is all. Kif and I been talking bout this stuff
 

Grimoire Lenin

Social Progressive
Joined
Mar 7, 2019
Messages
92,035
Reaction score
30,020
Points
118
Age
28
Location
Sleepy Eye
Favorite Wrestler
Hv5zY64
Favorite Wrestler
OZO8olA
Favorite Wrestler
zPa7dqi
Favorite Wrestler
Y2tTaaf
Favorite Wrestler
q9gbHdQ
Favorite Wrestler
Y06mUrE
Favorite Sports Team
timberwolves
Favorite Sports Team
wild
Favorite Sports Team
HDDZGPE
Favorite Sports Team
pUtq1ms
Nah, we just give ideas.
Ik he has i meant more you guys association I thought he was going to let u guys book it or something is all. Kif and I been talking bout this stuff
 
  • Like
Reactions: Smart Marx

Smart Marx

Israel Has the Right to Exist
Joined
Jun 28, 2010
Messages
176,961
Reaction score
36,961
Points
148
Age
38
Location
Wrestling Forums
Website
wrestlingsmarks.com
Favorite Wrestler
emma
Favorite Wrestler
YA1yyED
Favorite Wrestler
frmoJZU
Favorite Wrestler
nock3cf
Favorite Wrestler
danielbryan3
Favorite Wrestler
tLCb5kv
Favorite Sports Team
WYT3shw
Favorite Sports Team
fRXTMaD
Favorite Sports Team
LechI0u
Favorite Sports Team
RHZ7KJg
Ik he has i meant more you guys association I thought he was going to let u guys book it or something is all. Kif and I been talking bout this stuff
I made a couple suggestions to change a match or two, Kif is doing all the work. It's not hard to make a simple a card.

Booking a whole show and writing it is completely different.
 

RDK

All glory to God
Joined
Dec 2, 2019
Messages
19,491
Reaction score
3,838
Points
113
Age
31
Location
Massachusetts
Favorite Wrestler
wadebarrett
Favorite Sports Team
eZIPN8K
All I want is creative control over Team Al-QaeDAH
 
  • Like
Reactions: Kiffy Lube

Kiffy Lube

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Joined
Jun 25, 2011
Messages
80,150
Reaction score
13,528
Points
248
Age
36
Location
The Large House, Arizona
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
TBA announces Halloween Havoc(season 3)
Live from the Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado


Match to decide the first ever 6-man Tag Team Titles: Chris Candido, Tessa Blanchard & Batista(Chris, Smark & Pace) v.s Owen Hart, Lance Storm & Kute Kip(HoHo, Mitch & Kamala)
Winners: Chris Candido, Tessa Blanchard & Batista after Kute Kip finally tapped out in a Muta Lock by Tessa.(22:45) ***3/4-****

Okada(Juice) v.s Tegan Nox(Steph)
Winner: No contest, match was thrown out when Stardust appeared. He ends up attackin' Nox, the former Avocado Bros. stand tall afterwards.(11:09) **3/4

CM Punk & Macho Man(Smark & Blaze) v.s William Regal & Jeff Hardy(Mitch & Sass)
Winners: CM Punk & Macho Man after a GTS by Punk, Macho Man hit his divin' elblow drop on Jeff Hardy.(14:31) ***1/2

US Title Match: The Yeti(Deezy) v.s Hulk Hogan(Grim)(c)
Winner: Hulk Hogan(Grim) after hittin' a huge scoop slam on the massive Yeti, Hogan hit his leg drop for the win.(6:22) *1/2

First Blood: Lance Archer(OMB) v.s JBL(EC)
Winner: Neither man as they both used spikes on each other at the same time causin' them both to bleed extensively. They continue to brawl before JBL backs off.(13:56) ****

Loch Ness & Giant Gonzalez(Deezy) v.s Ricochet & Jon Moxley(Pace & Mox Girl)
Winners: Ricohet & Jon Moxley after Moxley made Gonzalez pass out in the Bulldog Choke.(7:02) *1/2

Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal: Cesaro(Chris) v.s Bully Ray(EC)
Before the match, we have Tim Allen come out to spin the wheel which ends up landin' on Lumber Jack With Belts-#1 Contendership. Out come some superstars that already competed with leather belts in hand followed by Cesaro and Bully's respective entrances.
Winner: Cesaro after a brutal match with Cesaro and Ray havin' considerable amount of welts. Cesaro was able to catch Bully off guard with a small package.(23:39) ****

Women’s Title Match: Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s Sasha Banks(Pace) v.s AJ Lee(Smark)(c)
Winner: Toni Storm after Banks had Lee locked in the Bank Statement, Toni throws out Sasha who lands hard on the outside, she precedes to lock in the Banks Statement herself where Lee eventually taps out.(20:24) ****1/4

3 Stages of Hell(Single Match, Street Fight, Barbwire Cage Match): Johnny Gargano(Sass) v.s Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)(c)
Single Match: Roman Reigns after spearin' Gargano through the barricade, Gargano couldn't make the 10 count. (12:22)
Street Fight: Johnny Gargano after hittin' a tornado DDT onto a pane of glass set up between two chairs.(29:32)
Barbwire Cage Match: Johnny Gargano after wrappin' some barbwire around Reigns head, he locks in the GargaNo Escape, Reigns eventually passed out and Gargano was declared the winner.(42:18)

Winner: Johnny Gargano.

Immortal Presnets BattleBowl(season 3)
Live from Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York

Muhammad Hassan & The Undertaker(Raidokken & Chris) v.s Shelton Benjamin & The Rock(Mitch & Moskillz)
Winners: Double DQ when both teams had communication problems and attacked their partners, leadin' to the ref throwin' them out of the match and out of the BattleBowl.(10:34) **3/4

Cedric Alexander & The Boogeyman(Steph & Jax) v.s Ricky Steamboat & John Cena(Keith & Jimmy King)
Winners: Cedric Alexander & The Boogeyman after 3 straight Lumbar Checks on Cena by Alexander.(12:40) ***

Goldberg & Val Venis(Juice & Raidokken) v.s Candice LeRae & Nick Aldis(Sass & Dmac)
Winners: Candice LaRae & Nick Aldis by countout when Goldberg missed a spear into the new Immortal set, LaRae was able to crawl back to the ring just in time.(13:49) ***1/4

Simon Miller & Asuka(Kamala & Grim) v.s Brodie Lee & Arn Anderson(OMB & HoHo)
Winners: Brodie Lee & Arn Anderson when Miller gets caught in a school by Arn who has ahold of the tights.(18:18) ***1/2

Daniel Bryan makes his way to the ring now. He gets on the mic and says he is proud on be our IC Champion and was incredibly thankful to be the first overall pick in the draft. He tries to continue but he is cut off by some Gangsta music and out comes New Jack. New Jack gets in the ring and takes the mic from Bryan and says Bryan is a honorable champion but he ain't no badass. New Jack then reveals he is the new GM.. only to cut off by some Patriotic soundin' music and out walks none other than... Rudy Giuliani. He walks down to the ring. He takes the mic from New Jack who looks rather pissed off now. Rudy goes on to say he is the REAL new GM. New Jack and Rudy look like their about to fight but Rudy is able to get through the ropes. New Jack takes the mic back one more time to say if this white bastard gets in his face one more time, he's a dead man. Daniel Bryan quietly leaves as New Jack keeps swearin'. New Jack finishes it off gettin' Bryan's attention on the ramp. New Jack says he's gonna have some tough competition for him but doesn't have a clue who it should be yet. Rudy on the ramp now says, I don't either but it'll be someone that impresses me in the Battle Bowl. New Jack cuts him off only to pretty much repeat that sentiment. Bryan just walks to the back laughin', mumblin' bring it on as the segment comes to a close.

Brian Knobbs & Kane(Sky & Jax) v.s Mr. Perfect & Wade Barrett(Blaze & Dmac)
Winners: Brian Knobbs & Kane after a chokeslam on Barrett, Knobbs cockily tags Kane's back, to come in and hit a Piledriver on Wade to finish him off.(12:41) **1/2

King Bookah & Stone Cold(Raidokken & Moskillz) v.s Peyton Royce & Orlando Jordan(Steph & Sky)
Winners: Peyton Royce & Orlando Jordan after Stone Cold had enough of Bookah, he hit a stunner and left the ring, leavin' Royce to make the cover.(8:20) *1/2

Roddy Piper & Dusty Rhodes(Father Blaze) v.s Ric Flair & Kevin Owens(Grim & Sky)
Winners: Roddy Piper & Dusty Rhodes after Piper was able to rake Flair's eyes he rolls him and uses the ropes for leverage to pick the win for his team.(21:50) ****

Non-Binary Title: Lacey Von Erich(Sky) v.s Paige(Dmac) v.s Kane(Jax)
Winner: Lacy Von Erich after Kane hits a Tombstone on Paige, Lacey hits a huge low blow on Kane, who ends up stumblin' out of the ring as Lacey makes the cover on Paige.(10:32) **1/4

BattleBowl Match to crown the first ever Immortal Champion:
First Elimination: The Boogeyman
Second Elimination: Brodie Lee
Third Elimination: Orlando Jordan
Fourth Elimination: Nick Aldis
Fifth Elimination: Roddy Piper
Sixth Elimination: Dusty Rhodes
Seventh Elimination: Kane
Eighth Elimination: Peyton Royce
Ninth Elimination: Candice LeRae
Tenth Elimination: Brian Knobbs
Eleventh Elimination: Arn Anderson

Winner and first ever Immortal Champion: Cedric Alexander(Steph)

Cedric looks surprised and shocked as he celebrates to end Immortal's first ever show.

___________

Will have a card for Survivor Series later tonight or tomorrow.
 

Chris

Dreams are Endless
Joined
Dec 23, 2011
Messages
383,621
Reaction score
155,501
Points
128
Age
28
Location
Texas
Favorite Wrestler
tLCb5kv
Favorite Wrestler
OEndG4L
Favorite Wrestler
ArsUxsj
Favorite Wrestler
mrperfect2
Favorite Wrestler
eelOIL6
Favorite Wrestler
BryanDanielson1
Favorite Sports Team
sfa
Favorite Sports Team
dallascowboys
Favorite Sports Team
sanantoniospurs
Favorite Sports Team
texasrangers
Goddamn that's a lot to process :stephena2

But the most important thing is Cesaro is MR. SMALL PACKAGE :garrett2 suck it Bully
 
  • Like
Reactions: Kiffy Lube

RDK

All glory to God
Joined
Dec 2, 2019
Messages
19,491
Reaction score
3,838
Points
113
Age
31
Location
Massachusetts
Favorite Wrestler
wadebarrett
Favorite Sports Team
eZIPN8K
Hassan and Bookah both attacked by their partners :tenay
 

Chris

Dreams are Endless
Joined
Dec 23, 2011
Messages
383,621
Reaction score
155,501
Points
128
Age
28
Location
Texas
Favorite Wrestler
tLCb5kv
Favorite Wrestler
OEndG4L
Favorite Wrestler
ArsUxsj
Favorite Wrestler
mrperfect2
Favorite Wrestler
eelOIL6
Favorite Wrestler
BryanDanielson1
Favorite Sports Team
sfa
Favorite Sports Team
dallascowboys
Favorite Sports Team
sanantoniospurs
Favorite Sports Team
texasrangers

Kiffy Lube

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Joined
Jun 25, 2011
Messages
80,150
Reaction score
13,528
Points
248
Age
36
Location
The Large House, Arizona
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
You gonna challenge Austin & Taker to a match at Survivor Series?
 

Chris

Dreams are Endless
Joined
Dec 23, 2011
Messages
383,621
Reaction score
155,501
Points
128
Age
28
Location
Texas
Favorite Wrestler
tLCb5kv
Favorite Wrestler
OEndG4L
Favorite Wrestler
ArsUxsj
Favorite Wrestler
mrperfect2
Favorite Wrestler
eelOIL6
Favorite Wrestler
BryanDanielson1
Favorite Sports Team
sfa
Favorite Sports Team
dallascowboys
Favorite Sports Team
sanantoniospurs
Favorite Sports Team
texasrangers
Undertaker will gladly end Hassan's career twice with another Last Ride off the stage
 

Leon TrotSky

TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION
Joined
Apr 17, 2019
Messages
81,471
Reaction score
23,360
Points
113
Location
The Impact Zone, Scotland
Favorite Wrestler
velvetsky
Interviewer: "Congratulations, Lacey Von Erich, you've become this brand's first intergender champion! How does it feel?"

Lacey: "Ohmigod, ohmigod, it's a dream come true, I've wanted to win this title ever since I was a little girl!"

I: "What do you say to those critics who said you only won by performing an illegal move?"

L: "Wait... what do you mean?"

I: "You uppercutted Kane in the crotch. That could have gotten you disqualified."

L: confused face "Uh... You're not serious, right? What's wrong with that move? I've been hit down there before, and I didn't feel anything..."

I: "..."
"Whatever. Thank you for your time, Lacey. And coming up next, our main event of the evening..."
 

Chris

Dreams are Endless
Joined
Dec 23, 2011
Messages
383,621
Reaction score
155,501
Points
128
Age
28
Location
Texas
Favorite Wrestler
tLCb5kv
Favorite Wrestler
OEndG4L
Favorite Wrestler
ArsUxsj
Favorite Wrestler
mrperfect2
Favorite Wrestler
eelOIL6
Favorite Wrestler
BryanDanielson1
Favorite Sports Team
sfa
Favorite Sports Team
dallascowboys
Favorite Sports Team
sanantoniospurs
Favorite Sports Team
texasrangers
KIF retroactively assign a celebrity to have been that interviewer
 
  • Like
Reactions: Hidden Blaze

Kiffy Lube

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Joined
Jun 25, 2011
Messages
80,150
Reaction score
13,528
Points
248
Age
36
Location
The Large House, Arizona
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
Favorite Wrestler
lowki
That interviewer must not watch a lot of wrestlin' since pretty much all triple threats are no DQ.

Edit: I guess it could be Patrick Stewart.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Hidden Blaze