KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

[Kiffy Lube]

Ummm, okay. Not like Asuka wasn't already IC Champion.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Ummm, okay. Not like Asuka wasn't already IC Champion.

It's meant to be the equivalent to the Women's championship.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Aw, that's perfect then. Seein' how few women you've drafted so far.

 

[RDK]

Barry is the sexist not me

 

[Bobby Barrows]

 

[RDK]

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Just letting everyone know that we on the best brand would like to officially announce the creation of an inter-gender title that shall be henceforth known as the KSL Openweight Non-Binary World Genderless Championship.

I hate everything about this. Just call it the intergender championship. Ya hipster.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Barry is the sexist not me

You hate to see it.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

The cool and élite kids kliq have to commend you as the Money in the Bank holder would make a fine addition to your roster...




but the man has a personality as dull as dishwater. Certainly not likely to inspire a cult-like loyalty to your brand.

Allow us to show you a man who's colour will bring the living masses to your shoot.

C... M...

Punk.

 

[CakeWalker]

Just call an inter-gender belt the TNA World Title - then you can make the champion really relevant....

 

[Bobby Barrows]

You hate to see it.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Grim/Raid:
1. Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King)-IC Champion
2. Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken)-Tag Team Champions
3. Mr. Perfect(Blaze)
4. The Undertaker(Chris)-Hardcore Champion
5. Cody Rhodes(Juice)
6. Ric Flair(Grim)
7. Arn Anderson(HoHo)
8. Brodie Lee(OMB)
9. Tommaso Ciampa(OMB)
10. Candice LeRae(Sass)
11. Goldberg(Juice)
12. Kevin Owens(Jimmy King)
13. Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)

The cool and élite kids kliq:
1. Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)-World Champion
2. Bully Ray(EC)
3. Cesaro(Chris)
4. AJ Lee(Smark)-Women's Champion
5. Asuka(Grim)
6. Toni Storm(Blaze)
7. Owen Hart(HoHo)
8. Macho Man(Blaze)
9. Tessa Blanchard(Smark)
10. Chris Candido(Chris)
11. Lance Storm(Mitch)
12. Hulk Hogan(Grim)-US Champion
13. CM Punk(Smark)

 

[Bobby Barrows]

I'm gonna make an executive decision to help expand our division, and of course, we do in fact select... Lacey Von Erich, for real this time.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Grim/Raid:
1. Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King)-IC Champion
2. Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken)-Tag Team Champions
3. Mr. Perfect(Blaze)
4. The Undertaker(Chris)-Hardcore Champion
5. Cody Rhodes(Juice)
6. Ric Flair(Grim)
7. Arn Anderson(HoHo)
8. Brodie Lee(OMB)
9. Tommaso Ciampa(OMB)
10. Candice LeRae(Sass)
11. Goldberg(Juice)
12. Kevin Owens(Jimmy King)
13. Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)
14. Lacey Von Erich(Sky)

The cool and élite kids kliq:
1. Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)-World Champion
2. Bully Ray(EC)
3. Cesaro(Chris)
4. AJ Lee(Smark)-Women's Champion
5. Asuka(Grim)
6. Toni Storm(Blaze)
7. Owen Hart(HoHo)
8. Macho Man(Blaze)
9. Tessa Blanchard(Smark)
10. Chris Candido(Chris)
11. Lance Storm(Mitch)
12. Hulk Hogan(Grim)-US Champion
13. CM Punk(Smark)

I guess, Lacey with that will get the first crack at the new Non-Binary title bein' on that brand. I think that's only fair.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Lacey is Sky's wrestler btw, not mine.