SummerSlam(season 3)
Live from the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tennessee
Bruce Lee opens the show sayin' wrestlin' isn't a real combat sport but he's happy to take the paycheck. He tells all the losers to enjoy the show and he'll be showin' off some martial arts later to maybe get some of the fans to grow up. He closes it off by throwin' a death punch at air and bowin'.
IC Title Match: Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King) v.s Asuka(Grim)(c)
Winner: Asuka after reversin' Cattle Mutilation into a quick roll up, Bryan kicks out a second too late.(21:19) ****
Dirt Bike Race: Macho Man(Blaze) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass)
Winner: Macho Man after gettin' side by side Jeff Hardy, he nails him the back of the head with a steel pipe causin' Hardy to crash hard.(9:22) Karnaaj
#1 Contendership for the Tag Titles: Arn Anderson & Ric Flair(HoHo & Grim) v.s Chris Candido & Tessa Blanchard(Chris & Smark)
Winners: Chris Candido & Tessa Blanchard as Candido is goin' for a huge top rope powerbomb, Tessa tags his leg to make the quick cover after the devastatin' move.(14:58) ***3/4
Pokemon Red or Blue Gym Leader Challenge: Kevin Owens(Jimmy King) v.s Val Venis(Raidokken)
Winner: Kevin Owens after some sped up footage shows he beat Brock first. Venis mumbles sumthin' aftewards that he only plays Hentai games and marches off angry.(5:23) Why?
Good Housekeepin' Match: JBL(EC) v.s Brian Knobs(Sky)
Winner: JBL after a sick shot with a fryin' pan that left Knobs bloody and knocked out.(10:38) **1/2
US Title & Hardcore Title Matches: Hulk Hogan(Grim)(c) v.s Candice LeRae
First Match for the US Title: Hulk Hogan by countout after body slammin' LeRae through the announcer's table and couldn't make the 10 count.(7:14) **
Second Match for the Hardcore Title: Candice LeRae after Cedric Alexander got involved and low blowed Hogan so LeRae could get a school boy roll up.(5:45) *3/4
Afterwards with the 24/7 rules still in effect, Alexander hits a Lumbar Check on LeRae and makes the cover to win the Hardcore title. He gets the hell out of there afterwards.
Darksider's Fury House of Horrors: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Lance Archer & Tommaso Ciampa(OMB)
Winners: Lance Archer & Tommaso Ciampa after Archer after Archer hit a powerbomb through a creaky floor on Lance Storm. Ciampa throws Hart down the hole then. Archer & Ciampa are declared the winners after that horrific site.(12:47) Wild
We go backstage to Shelton Benjamin and his legal team yellin' at Tim Allen. Tim Allen explains he's already givin' into too many of Benjamin's wishes. Tim Allen goes to say Benjamin you already accepted a match and backed out. I have no other choice but to put you in a match and if you don't compete you will be stripped of the MITB. Finally Allen tells him his match is next. Benjamin drops a couple N bombs and leaves Allen's office as the lawyers glare at the Tool Man.
Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s ... The Yeti(Deezy)
Winner: The Yeti when a pissed off Benjamin just starts whuppin' his ass with his MITB briefcase to get himself DQed.(2:29) 1/2*
Loser Eats a Boot: Roman Reigns(Mox Girl) v.s Bully Ray(EC)
Winner: Roman Reigns after rollin' through a Bully Bomb attempt to get a sloppy lookin' roll up.(11:40) ***
Before the next match Arquette comes out in his referee shirt only to be blindsided by Bruce Lee, who grumbles before takin' the ref shirt and puttin' it on, makin' himself the referee for the next match.
Special guest referee Bruce Lee: The Undertaker(Chris) v.s Brodie Lee(OMB)
Winner: Brodie Lee by DQ when Taker threatens to Chokeslam Bruce, he calls for the bell. Taker hits it anyway.(22:02) ***3/4
Orlando's Muscular Challenge: Orlando Jordan(Sky) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Courteney Cox
Winner: Mr. Perfect after hittin' a Perfect Plex on Cox. Orlando Jordan was too busy posin' to care. After the match Jordan sexually... rubs up on Cox's body.(You asked for this).(3:32) Ugh
Before the next match Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah come out to the ring and asked for mics and precede to run down the Memphis crowd. Goin' from callin' the Grizzlies a bunch of losers that can' win the title, tellin' them they can't stand the sound of Jazz or Blues music and then that this entire state, not just the city is just a bunch of fat, BBQ eatin' slobs that are all gonna have heart attacks in the near future. They end this segment off by attemptin' to sing Walkin' in Memphis by Marc Cohn but only get a few lines in before the Avocado Bros. attack them from behind to start the match.
Tag Team Titles Match, if the Avocado Bros. lose they will never team again: Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken)(c)
Winners: Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah after a incredibly brutal fight where Tim Allen at one point at restarted it as a No DQ match. It took Hassan with the Al-Qaeda flag chokin' Rhodes unconscious in the Camel Clutch to finally get the win. (28:10) ****1/2
Hassan and Bookah escape with their win and the belts, they attempt to go through the crowd but realize that ain't gonna work and run to the back. Finally with Okada's help he gets Cody to his feet where the Memphis crowd is givin' them a standin' ovation for their great tenure as a tag team.
World Title Match: Cesaro(Chris) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)
Winner: Cesaro after three rollin' Neutralizers usin' his pure strength after a hell of fight.(36:28) ****3/4
Will put up a card for No Mercy soon.
what a PPV man. 
