KSL Presents SummerSlam(Year 2)
Live From the State Farm Arena in Phoenix, Arizona
Charles Barkley opens the show already in the ring, greetin' the fans in attendance. He stumbles around a bit with his lisp tryin' to say athleticism and Phoenix has better lookin' women than San Antonio. He finally gets down to business sayin' the main event scene is a mess and needs to be fixed. It was way better when Shelton Benjamin and Cesaro were feudin'. He makes an announcement the next show No Mercy we will see them face off in a #1 Contendership match for the World Title... inside a Hell in a Cell also sayin' if either Okada or Macho Man win their matches they'll earn a title shot at the next show against Bully Ray who may get stuck in another of his favorite match type a Triple Threat. He wraps it and tells everyone to enjoy the show.
Bully Ray is seen throwin' trash backstage after this announcement.
Okada(Juice) v.s Cesaro(Chris)
Winner: Okada after reversin' a stretch muffler into a unique pin to surprise Cesaro.(22:46) ****1/4-****1/2
Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Macho Man(Blaze)
Winner: Macho Man after a pissed off Cesaro attacks Shelton Benjamin with a Neutralizer outside the ring and he can't make it back in before the 10 count. He stares down at Shelton Benjamin before leavin'.(6:30) **1/2
IC Title Match, David Arquette(Juice) in a Shark Cage: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze)(c)
Winner: Brodie Lee after a second Discus Lariat. (19:32) ****
After the match, Brodie Lee with both Archer and Ciampa now are beatin' up Mr. Perfect. Arquette somehow slips out of the shark cage and does a massive dive takin' out the group. Maybe, Brodie will now accept the Dominion match. Title v.s Contract, maybe?
Kane(Jax) & Tegan Nox(IIconicSteph) v.s CM Punk & AJ Lee(Smark) v.s Ric Flair & Asuka(Grim)
Winners: Kane & Tegan Nox after hittin' Chokeslams together on both Punk and AJ, Nox pins AJ for the win. (11:21) **1/2
Weird Al comes out to perform White & Nerdy. About half way through the song a pissed off Chamillionaire attacks him. It looks he's about to start rappin' when Shelton Benjamin pulls him off and to the back mutterin' sumthin' that Cham is better than this, he's a business man now.
Tag Team Titles Match, special enforcers Jon Moxley & Roman Reigns(Mox Girl): Chris Candido & Tessa Blanchard(Chris & Smark) v.s Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch)(c)
Winners: A Double DQ occurs when Moxley and Reigns can't stay out of the match, all 3 groups start goin' at it before Moxley and Reigns are the only ones standin'. (14:08) ***1/4
Women's Title Match, 30 Minute Ironwoman Match: Candice LeRae(chitownsox) v.s Peyton Royce(IIconicSteph)(c)
Winner: Candice LeRae. 1-0.
The Only Fall: Royce taps out to a sharpshooter after bein' in it for several minutes at the 21 minute mark. (30:00) ****1/2
Old School SummerSlam Tag Team Main Event: Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken) & Hulk Hogan(Grim) v.s Bully Ray & JBL(EC)
Winners: Muhammad Hassan & Hulk Hogan after Hassan hits a big boot on Bully and does some Hogan mannerisms as Hogan hits his Leg Drop to secure the victory.
After the match Hassan and Hogan are celebratin' when Hassan turns on Hogan layin' him out with a steel chair bustin' him wide open. He locks in the Camel Clutch while referees try to pull him off. Finally lettin' go Hassan finds an American flag, lays it on the ground and precedes to piss on it as the cameras quickly cut away to end the show.
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KSL Presents No Mercy(Year 2)
Live From Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, Louisiana
#1 Contendership, Hell in a Cell Match: Cesaro(Chris) w/Weird Al v.s Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) w/Chamillionaire
World Title Match: Okada(Juice) v.s Macho Man(Blaze) v.s Bully Ray w/JBL(EC)
Flag Match: Hulk Hogan(Grim) v.s Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)
Tag Team Title Match: Roman Reigns & Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Tessa Blanchard & Chris Candido(Smark & Chris) v.s Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch)
Blackheart Society(OMB) v.s David Arquette(Juice), Mr. Perfect(Blaze) & Arn Anderson(HoHo)
Women's Title Match: Tegan Nox(IIconicSteph) w/Kane(Jax) v.s Candice LeRae(chitownsox)
Asuka(Grim) v.s AJ Lee(Smark)
Johnny Gargano(chitownsox) v.s The Undertaker(Chris)
William Regal(Mitch) v.s CM Punk(Smark)
Card as always is subject to change.
