Kayfabe Thread

[Lover Boy]

Just an idea I had, a thread where we talk in complete kayfabe and act like wrestling is completely real. I'll start.

Can you believe The Authority let Brock Lesnar come back after what he did to Michael Cole and that innocent cameraman?! Triple H is crazy!!

 

[Citan]

Brock never attacked Cole. Watcha talking about? *obvious 3 month rule reference*

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Rey Mysterio is a superhuman! Falling off a building and wrestling weekly? Amazing

 

[Chris]

Rey Mysterio is a superhuman! Falling off a building and wrestling weekly? Amazing

They said he landed on a ledge right below actually. Thank god too bc I wouldn't want Corbin to have to go to jail for murder

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

They said he landed on a ledge right below actually. Thank god too bc I wouldn't want Corbin to have to go to jail for murder

True miracle. Did you hear about the kid whose a super human? Can't believe he controls the locker room.

 

[Chris]

-1?

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Yeah, him. Some people are just destined for greatness

 

[Leon TrotSky]

They said he landed on a ledge right below actually. Thank god too bc I wouldn't want Corbin to have to go to jail for murder

Remember the Giant from WCW? He fell all the way off a building and he still wrestled that night. He kind of disappeared in 1999 and there's no evidence of what happened to him. I wonder where he is now. I hope he's okay.

 

[Chris]

Oh I assumed his ghost just wrestled Hogan that night, was odd when he started smoking mid-match a couple years later though bc I didn't think ghosts had those vices.