John Cena clothing line coming to KMart

[Lady Deathbane]

they will need his own aisle for all his stuff

aisle? :dafuq: they need the whole store brother :hogan:

 

[Farooq]

aisle? :dafuq: they need the whole store brother :hogan:

Worker: Sir I need you to stop yelling st us :sad:
Mad customer: NO! I WANT MAH CLOTHES FREE!! GRRRRRR
Worker: Bu-but the manager is gonna come :sad:
Mad customer: NO SHUT UP! CUSTOMER RULEZ!! :finger:
*lights dim*

Spoiler

Kids: ITS MANAGER CENA :yay:

What seems to be the problem here guiz?
Kids: This big man is being a bully, look! *points at the mad customer and worker*
Mad Customer: CUSTOMER RULEZ! CUSTOMER RULEZ!
Worker: S-Sir stahp pls :sad:

I'll stop him! *runs to the customer and hits him with 5 moves*
Computer section: BOO! U SAME CENA! SAME OLE SHET! YOU NO GOOD! I HOPE YOU DIE!

*hits mad customer with the AA and customer lands on the computer section as they are all knocked out*
Kids: Thanks Cena! :yay:
Worker: Thanks manager :yay:

Don't thank me....thank fruity pebbles! There's a mouth full of fruit in every bite!
Kids: *eating fruity pebbles* Mmmmm :yay:

 

[seabs]

Worker: Sir I need you to stop yelling st us :sad:
Mad customer: NO! I WANT MAH CLOTHES FREE!! GRRRRRR
Worker: Bu-but the manager is gonna come :sad:
Mad customer: NO SHUT UP! CUSTOMER RULEZ!! :finger:
*lights dim*

Spoiler

Kids: ITS MANAGER CENA :yay:

What seems to be the problem here guiz?
Kids: This big man is being a bully, look! *points at the mad customer and worker*
Mad Customer: CUSTOMER RULEZ! CUSTOMER RULEZ!
Worker: S-Sir stahp pls :sad:

I'll stop him! *runs to the customer and hits him with 5 moves*
Computer section: BOO! U SAME CENA! SAME OLE SHET! YOU NO GOOD! I HOPE YOU DIE!

*hits mad customer with the AA and customer lands on the computer section as they are all knocked out*
Kids: Thanks Cena! :yay:
Worker: Thanks manager :yay:

Don't thank me....thank fruity pebbles! There's a mouth full of fruit in every bite!
Kids: *eating fruity pebbles* Mmmmm :yay:

WWE hire this man

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

KMart? Those stores are going out of business left and right....

KMart is just working the typical WWE match as a top babyface. Soon K Mart will hulk up and destroy the competition. That's where Cena comes in.

 

[Tumbas' #1 Fan]

John Cena & Friends will come to CW Saturday Morning Cartoons pretty soon also. Kinda pumped.