Jason London: Beaten, Arrested, Craps His Pants

[Mick Donalds]

Taken from worstpreviews.com

"Dazed and Confused" actor Jason London was arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault on Sunday morning. According to reports, police were called to a bar in Arizona after getting a call about a man bleeding on the street.

When officers arrived, they found London with a swollen eye. The bouncer explained that the actor sneezed in his face when he entered. When the bouncer asked for an apology, London punched him in the face. London was quickly beat up and thrown out of the club.

Paramedics soon arrived, but London continued being aggressive, shoving some of them. The actor was immediately arrested. On his way to the police station, London made such statements as "Guess what f*ggot? I f*cking love this. I f*cking own you guys. I'm rich and I'm a motherf*cking famous actor. F*cking look me up, b*tch."

After telling the cops that "it smells like sh*t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea," London leaned to his side and crapped in his pants. "I told you I'm happy as sh*t," he added.

The next day, London's wife told police, "I know he's an *sshole when he drinks."

Sounds like Lindsay Lohan's male equal.

 

[Ben]

Amazing that this guy used to look like this.

Granted that was 20 years ago but still the guy has some issues.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Nothing like shitting your pants to take it to the man.

 

[zigglerHEEL]

clearly this was Jeremy trying to ruin his brother's sterling reputation..??..??... so does this mean there won't be a Mallrats 2..??

 

[Mick Donalds]

clearly this was Jeremy trying to ruin his brother's sterling reputation..??..??... so does this mean there won't be a Mallrats 2..??

There shouldn't be..

 

[NotReallyaGoodUN]

This is just embarrassing on so many levels.

Maybe I'm just prudish and conservative.

Maybe I'm not.

 

[Mick Donalds]

What I find funny is how this is so newsworthy, but yet, if it had been Jim Neidhart, Iron Sheikh, Scott Hall or Sean Waltman that had done this, wrestling fans would be like "oh that sounds about right. pretty normal for the man"

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Well we have come to expect that from those guys. I wasn't really expecting this.