C4
Guest
The camera rolls in, shows the CN Tower, and goes over to some famous monuments and down to the big wide area which has heavy lightning. It’s the city amphitheater of Toronto Canada!
Fireworks! More pyrotechnics shoot out and explosions for the second Slammy awards in Toronto! Sparkling stage very well lit with hundreds of spotlights, everyone can be seen in their fine tuxedos! The big event feeling is everywhere in the city amphitheatre; there is literally electricity in the air as the 12,347 fans of the Impact Wrestling Booking industry cheer a loud for their favorite bookers.
It was tremendous, the crowd’s response was overwhelming and the Bookers were seen as the camera took shots of them. Firstly we see CMS raising his hand to the crowd in a good looking green colored tuxedo representing his new moderating personality for the IWF Booking industry. CT Styles is seen behind CMS and beside JMay and xImpulsive, one of the favorite bookers of the fans around the world. He is wearing a UWA promotional T-shirt and a cap; he gets to the stage and walks up with a microphone, as he is the official host for the Slammy Awards II.
CT Styles: YEAH TORONTO, are you ready for the Slammmmyyyss???
(Crowd screams on the top of their voice)
CT Styles: I know you are, let’s get this thing running with a cheap plug for Universal Wrestling Alliance, the best federation of the booking industry! (laughs)
The crowd laughs; The Anigma is also seen laughing amongst many other bookers in the VIP Lounge area.
CT Styles: First of all, please let me welcome my co-host Gards Senior!
Gards: It’s called “Foolish pleasure” now….
CT Styles: Oh yeah, Foolish pleasure; over to you in the parking lot BKB. (BKB is standing in the parking lot holding a microphone in his hand)
BKB: Thanks Styles; right now I’m standing in the parking lot and we are waiting for the arrival of Mike Fergus known as xtremebadass in the booking industry; he is a legend and of course a Hall of Famer as well. He is the writer and owner of Real American Wrestling and former manager of TNA Impact! The longest running programming in IWF Booking history! I can’t describe my feelings as I’m about to shake hands with my hero!
10 security motorbikes come out followed by an ashen stretch limousine which has the initials “XBA” as the number plate. 10 more security motorbikes are behind the limousine and there is total security surrounding the limousine of the Legend. The door opens and out steps the King of all booking wearing dark sunglasses in the night, Mike Fergus better known as XBA in the industry is in the city amphitheatre of Toronto, he is wearing a perfect looking white suit and the Canadian crowd screams as the legend steps out of his limousine. The security guards are surrounding him from all sides as the legend makes his way backstage.
BKB: Xtremebadass I can’t explain how excited I am at the moment to see you over here! The Canadian crowd wants to know a lot about you and my first quick question is how did you gain so much weight?
XBA: Thank you, as for the weight I have always been a thin person with Jeff Hardy as my high flying hero but it’s been some time since I have been on the road and perhaps that’s the reason I’m getting a little bit fat….
BKB: How does it feel being over here in Toronto for the Slammys?
XBA: I was a bit busy in New York this past weekend with a stockholders meeting of RAW and you know my ultra-busy daily schedule. Then I had to go to London because I was named co-chairman and moderator of the IWF Booking industry along with my arch-rival CMS, there goes MikeRAW and his spot as chairman of the industry. But after a busy day, I was in a 7 star hotel of London getting ready to sleep, I got a call from perhaps one of the hardest working individuals around here and the guy who runs these awards, it was C4 and he asked me if I could attend the Slammys in Toronto, I didn’t know how to respond since I was damn tired with my schedule and I felt worn out. However I couldn’t let him down and I was willing to do anything for this guy and so here I am standing in front of you….
BKB: Thank you very much XBA, good luck tonight..
Camera cuts backstage and shows CMS walking down a hall way very arrogantly when he comes face to face with Mike Fergus. After a heated stare down, CMS quickly attacks XBA, he is unloading on the Hall of Famer with right hands and picks XBA up and starts slamming his head off the brick wall! CMS kicks XBA in the head twice and the legend falls to the ground bleeding from his forehead. Finally, security comes running up and separates CMS from XBA. CMS yells at the security and tells them that nobody can stop him from doing what he wants.
We are back to the city amphitheatre and the hosts Foolish Pleasure and CT Styles are standing together talking about something, they finally realize that the camera is focusing on them!
Foolish Pleasure: So here we go, let’s welcome the man who made this all possible… C4.
[The crowd cheers deafeningly for C4 who is surrounded by many guards]
He comes on the rostrum and speaks as the crowd stops clapping...
C4: Hello everyone and welcome to the Slammy Awards for May 2008!
The biggest night of awards, you can see those stars who were nominated by YOU fans! Tonight we appreciate the work by everyone in the IWF Booking Industry from nate75 to the legendary CMS everyone has contributed to this industry with hundreds of shows; we would like to thank everyone for their amazing performances and dedication to Impact Wrestling Booking. Tonight the biggest celebration to appreciate and to honor the Bookers, Graphic Designers, Promo writers, Road Agents….. and most importantly the superstars who work in multiple federations with multiple storylines and gimmicks. We have almost every other booker of IWF, rosewt01, and Anarchy’s GM, XBA, Anigma and the former owner of Impact Wrestling Booking the Leviathan. We would thank every booker for participating and every other fan for coming to this ceremony, have fun and enjoy this ecstatic roller-coaster ride!
A Small Video package airs with these lines blinking "To be the man, you gotta beat the man and to beat the man you gotta be the man, Thank you Mario Sequeira!"
CT Styles: So here we go with the first set of awards… Oh, the worst Booker Award which… goes to……. Nick 2007 for his awful BTB, I hope you smile and take the award because it’s more like a joke! We just want you to improve.
GardsJR: I don’t think he will accept this award, so we have to go down their and search for him.
After some searching through the crowds, the find out that Nick 2007 is not attending the ceremony tonight and isn’t present in the city amphitheatre of Toronto, the crowd boos as they move on to the next set of awards...
CT Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, our next award is for the match of the month, let’s look at the nominations.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bob Sapp from CMS and the 6 pack challenge of Highly Explosive Wrestling by The Leviathan.
CT Styles: And the winner is……….. [Drums roll]
GardsJR: CMS for Brock Lesnar vs. Bob Sapp!!!!!!
CMS steps on the stage and accepts his Best Match of the Month award.
CMS: I always wanted to be as successful as I can be in whatever I choose to do and live for the moment. I don’t care what the people say about me but everyone should know that I’m way better than that Fergus, the reason for the attack was simple it’s that he doesn’t deserve to be here. Now that he is co-chairman with me I’m going to take hi……..
Xtremebadass has is all injured and bruised with bandages over his forehead but he comes over to the stage along with MikeRAW who grabs a chair and smacks it on the skull of CMS who falls to the ground, the host CT Styles tries to stop XBA and MikeRaw both eventually slap him on his face. Foolish Pleasure adds in my kicking XBA on his ass cheeks and The Anigma runs over to the stage and punches Gards twice on his face who is saved by sharkboy 3:16 who comes in and delivers a stunner on The Anigma, rosewt comes running from out of nowhere and punches Sharkboy and MikeRaw who retaliates with another stunner and finally Small Show comes in to save his long-time buddy rosewt01 but gets slapped by CMS three times and the scene continues with XBA and CMS fighting with each other on the ground. Security rushes in to control the scene and the camera fades into black. The camera soon returns to the city ampitheatre and nobody speaks a word on what happened earlier, looks as if the security managed to control the scene.
XHF: “Don’t let today’s disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow’s dreams.” I’m your new host for the Slammys… yes, it’s xtremehighflyer, the next award is for the hottest storyline,
CT Styles: And the winner is…… [Drums roll]
CT Styles: The Leviathan for his amazing 6 pack challenge rivalry storyline featuring Shelton Benjamin as the top star!
He steps on the rostrum and accepts his trophy. He walks out and waves his hand to the crowd for his award.
XHF:Congrats Leviathan and now I’m about to name the young and exciting BTB Award, it’s PRIDE by Headfirst for Hardcore!
Headfirst accepts his trophy and makes a quick speech thanking everyone for their support he leaves by saying this “Just wait and watch what happens next, I’m back and I’m better than ever before!”
CT Styles: Congrats Headfirst for your award, we hope to see more of your work in the near future.
Gards: Our next award is for the Booker of the Month.
Gards: And the conqueror is….. [Drums roll]
XHF: The Leviathan is the Booker of the MONTH!!!!
Leviathan steps on the stage and goes on to give a little speech “Not to sound cocky, but I am not surprised I won another award. However, I am surprised I beat out the competition which is RAW and BTW, because the competition is tougher than ever and the BTB section gets bigger and bigger day by day. So thank you, and as long as you keep watching and as long as I’m not busy, I will keep making shows. Thank you for your immense support throughout the years.”
Gards: Congrats Leviathan we hope on seeing you active once again! [Crowd applauds, CMS and XBA don’t]
Gards: The next award is for the BTB Show of the Month and it’s either RAW or BTW.
XHF: And the winner is…. Xtremebadass!!!
CMS gets up and walks to the stage instead of the man himself. He then waits for the crowds boos to die.
CMS: You think this is a joke huh? I get just one award out of this night in Toronto, that’s why I fucking came to Canada?
[Crowd laughs, all confused at what’s going on] Xtremebadass comes from behind CMS along with The Anigma, Leviathan, MikeRaw and some other bookers.
XBA: I feel like I was just up here yesterday winning the awards for last month. It feels real bad that me and CMS have a lot of heat with each other and right now in front of these 12,000 people….. CMS I would like to tell you how much I appreciate your work and how much I hate fighting with you. Although you attacked me and did everything possible to ruin my booking career I’m still standing over here and there is no way that I’m going to die and I’m pretty much sure that you’re never going to die as well. So what’s the reason of the pointless fights? [/B].
*CMS and XBA hug each other with tears in their eyes as the crowd stands up and applauds for both the legendary bookers, Anigma shakes the hand of CMS and says sorry followed by MikeRaw*
This trophy doesn’t belong to me; it belongs to the booking industry, it belongs to MikeRaw and CMS, it goes to The Anigma and The Answer because there would have been no competition then I wouldn’t be here in this million dollar suit. Glad you all like my work…still…because it’s been a long time, you guys sure don’t have short attention span, that’s for sure. Thank you for everyone who nominated me, I am glad my gift didn’t get stale yet, it’s very important to keep your product fresh and different because having a BTB could go downhill easily. Now if I don’t recognize my loyal TNA iMPACT! readers they will get pissed, guys like Peepshow, thanks for sticking with me. Thanks to Answer who inspired me, and thanks to Anigma who keeps me going. I figure if Anigma can keep his going, so could I. If I didn’t’ have a fellow booker like him, I probably would have given up halfway through. Thanks to C4 for putting this together too, it’s great, thanks again.”
CMS and XBA down of the stage with a massive ovation from the audience as XBA leaves with his trophy, the crowd applauds and tears can be seen in the eyes of many people.
The Slammy Awards then come to an end with massive fireworks, a short video package airs promoting the next awards in Detroit Michigan. C4 is seen on the screen congratulating all the winners and thanking everyone who attended the ceremony as the screen fades into black.
Fireworks! More pyrotechnics shoot out and explosions for the second Slammy awards in Toronto! Sparkling stage very well lit with hundreds of spotlights, everyone can be seen in their fine tuxedos! The big event feeling is everywhere in the city amphitheatre; there is literally electricity in the air as the 12,347 fans of the Impact Wrestling Booking industry cheer a loud for their favorite bookers.
It was tremendous, the crowd’s response was overwhelming and the Bookers were seen as the camera took shots of them. Firstly we see CMS raising his hand to the crowd in a good looking green colored tuxedo representing his new moderating personality for the IWF Booking industry. CT Styles is seen behind CMS and beside JMay and xImpulsive, one of the favorite bookers of the fans around the world. He is wearing a UWA promotional T-shirt and a cap; he gets to the stage and walks up with a microphone, as he is the official host for the Slammy Awards II.
CT Styles: YEAH TORONTO, are you ready for the Slammmmyyyss???
(Crowd screams on the top of their voice)
CT Styles: I know you are, let’s get this thing running with a cheap plug for Universal Wrestling Alliance, the best federation of the booking industry! (laughs)
The crowd laughs; The Anigma is also seen laughing amongst many other bookers in the VIP Lounge area.
CT Styles: First of all, please let me welcome my co-host Gards Senior!
Gards: It’s called “Foolish pleasure” now….
CT Styles: Oh yeah, Foolish pleasure; over to you in the parking lot BKB. (BKB is standing in the parking lot holding a microphone in his hand)
BKB: Thanks Styles; right now I’m standing in the parking lot and we are waiting for the arrival of Mike Fergus known as xtremebadass in the booking industry; he is a legend and of course a Hall of Famer as well. He is the writer and owner of Real American Wrestling and former manager of TNA Impact! The longest running programming in IWF Booking history! I can’t describe my feelings as I’m about to shake hands with my hero!
10 security motorbikes come out followed by an ashen stretch limousine which has the initials “XBA” as the number plate. 10 more security motorbikes are behind the limousine and there is total security surrounding the limousine of the Legend. The door opens and out steps the King of all booking wearing dark sunglasses in the night, Mike Fergus better known as XBA in the industry is in the city amphitheatre of Toronto, he is wearing a perfect looking white suit and the Canadian crowd screams as the legend steps out of his limousine. The security guards are surrounding him from all sides as the legend makes his way backstage.
BKB: Xtremebadass I can’t explain how excited I am at the moment to see you over here! The Canadian crowd wants to know a lot about you and my first quick question is how did you gain so much weight?
XBA: Thank you, as for the weight I have always been a thin person with Jeff Hardy as my high flying hero but it’s been some time since I have been on the road and perhaps that’s the reason I’m getting a little bit fat….
BKB: How does it feel being over here in Toronto for the Slammys?
XBA: I was a bit busy in New York this past weekend with a stockholders meeting of RAW and you know my ultra-busy daily schedule. Then I had to go to London because I was named co-chairman and moderator of the IWF Booking industry along with my arch-rival CMS, there goes MikeRAW and his spot as chairman of the industry. But after a busy day, I was in a 7 star hotel of London getting ready to sleep, I got a call from perhaps one of the hardest working individuals around here and the guy who runs these awards, it was C4 and he asked me if I could attend the Slammys in Toronto, I didn’t know how to respond since I was damn tired with my schedule and I felt worn out. However I couldn’t let him down and I was willing to do anything for this guy and so here I am standing in front of you….
BKB: Thank you very much XBA, good luck tonight..
Camera cuts backstage and shows CMS walking down a hall way very arrogantly when he comes face to face with Mike Fergus. After a heated stare down, CMS quickly attacks XBA, he is unloading on the Hall of Famer with right hands and picks XBA up and starts slamming his head off the brick wall! CMS kicks XBA in the head twice and the legend falls to the ground bleeding from his forehead. Finally, security comes running up and separates CMS from XBA. CMS yells at the security and tells them that nobody can stop him from doing what he wants.
We are back to the city amphitheatre and the hosts Foolish Pleasure and CT Styles are standing together talking about something, they finally realize that the camera is focusing on them!
Foolish Pleasure: So here we go, let’s welcome the man who made this all possible… C4.
[The crowd cheers deafeningly for C4 who is surrounded by many guards]
He comes on the rostrum and speaks as the crowd stops clapping...
C4: Hello everyone and welcome to the Slammy Awards for May 2008!
The biggest night of awards, you can see those stars who were nominated by YOU fans! Tonight we appreciate the work by everyone in the IWF Booking Industry from nate75 to the legendary CMS everyone has contributed to this industry with hundreds of shows; we would like to thank everyone for their amazing performances and dedication to Impact Wrestling Booking. Tonight the biggest celebration to appreciate and to honor the Bookers, Graphic Designers, Promo writers, Road Agents….. and most importantly the superstars who work in multiple federations with multiple storylines and gimmicks. We have almost every other booker of IWF, rosewt01, and Anarchy’s GM, XBA, Anigma and the former owner of Impact Wrestling Booking the Leviathan. We would thank every booker for participating and every other fan for coming to this ceremony, have fun and enjoy this ecstatic roller-coaster ride!
A Small Video package airs with these lines blinking "To be the man, you gotta beat the man and to beat the man you gotta be the man, Thank you Mario Sequeira!"
CT Styles: So here we go with the first set of awards… Oh, the worst Booker Award which… goes to……. Nick 2007 for his awful BTB, I hope you smile and take the award because it’s more like a joke! We just want you to improve.
GardsJR: I don’t think he will accept this award, so we have to go down their and search for him.
After some searching through the crowds, the find out that Nick 2007 is not attending the ceremony tonight and isn’t present in the city amphitheatre of Toronto, the crowd boos as they move on to the next set of awards...
CT Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, our next award is for the match of the month, let’s look at the nominations.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bob Sapp from CMS and the 6 pack challenge of Highly Explosive Wrestling by The Leviathan.
CT Styles: And the winner is……….. [Drums roll]
GardsJR: CMS for Brock Lesnar vs. Bob Sapp!!!!!!
CMS steps on the stage and accepts his Best Match of the Month award.
CMS: I always wanted to be as successful as I can be in whatever I choose to do and live for the moment. I don’t care what the people say about me but everyone should know that I’m way better than that Fergus, the reason for the attack was simple it’s that he doesn’t deserve to be here. Now that he is co-chairman with me I’m going to take hi……..
Xtremebadass has is all injured and bruised with bandages over his forehead but he comes over to the stage along with MikeRAW who grabs a chair and smacks it on the skull of CMS who falls to the ground, the host CT Styles tries to stop XBA and MikeRaw both eventually slap him on his face. Foolish Pleasure adds in my kicking XBA on his ass cheeks and The Anigma runs over to the stage and punches Gards twice on his face who is saved by sharkboy 3:16 who comes in and delivers a stunner on The Anigma, rosewt comes running from out of nowhere and punches Sharkboy and MikeRaw who retaliates with another stunner and finally Small Show comes in to save his long-time buddy rosewt01 but gets slapped by CMS three times and the scene continues with XBA and CMS fighting with each other on the ground. Security rushes in to control the scene and the camera fades into black. The camera soon returns to the city ampitheatre and nobody speaks a word on what happened earlier, looks as if the security managed to control the scene.
XHF: “Don’t let today’s disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow’s dreams.” I’m your new host for the Slammys… yes, it’s xtremehighflyer, the next award is for the hottest storyline,
CT Styles: And the winner is…… [Drums roll]
CT Styles: The Leviathan for his amazing 6 pack challenge rivalry storyline featuring Shelton Benjamin as the top star!
He steps on the rostrum and accepts his trophy. He walks out and waves his hand to the crowd for his award.
XHF:Congrats Leviathan and now I’m about to name the young and exciting BTB Award, it’s PRIDE by Headfirst for Hardcore!
Headfirst accepts his trophy and makes a quick speech thanking everyone for their support he leaves by saying this “Just wait and watch what happens next, I’m back and I’m better than ever before!”
CT Styles: Congrats Headfirst for your award, we hope to see more of your work in the near future.
Gards: Our next award is for the Booker of the Month.
Gards: And the conqueror is….. [Drums roll]
XHF: The Leviathan is the Booker of the MONTH!!!!
Leviathan steps on the stage and goes on to give a little speech “Not to sound cocky, but I am not surprised I won another award. However, I am surprised I beat out the competition which is RAW and BTW, because the competition is tougher than ever and the BTB section gets bigger and bigger day by day. So thank you, and as long as you keep watching and as long as I’m not busy, I will keep making shows. Thank you for your immense support throughout the years.”
Gards: Congrats Leviathan we hope on seeing you active once again! [Crowd applauds, CMS and XBA don’t]
Gards: The next award is for the BTB Show of the Month and it’s either RAW or BTW.
XHF: And the winner is…. Xtremebadass!!!
CMS gets up and walks to the stage instead of the man himself. He then waits for the crowds boos to die.
CMS: You think this is a joke huh? I get just one award out of this night in Toronto, that’s why I fucking came to Canada?
[Crowd laughs, all confused at what’s going on] Xtremebadass comes from behind CMS along with The Anigma, Leviathan, MikeRaw and some other bookers.
XBA: I feel like I was just up here yesterday winning the awards for last month. It feels real bad that me and CMS have a lot of heat with each other and right now in front of these 12,000 people….. CMS I would like to tell you how much I appreciate your work and how much I hate fighting with you. Although you attacked me and did everything possible to ruin my booking career I’m still standing over here and there is no way that I’m going to die and I’m pretty much sure that you’re never going to die as well. So what’s the reason of the pointless fights? [/B].
*CMS and XBA hug each other with tears in their eyes as the crowd stands up and applauds for both the legendary bookers, Anigma shakes the hand of CMS and says sorry followed by MikeRaw*
This trophy doesn’t belong to me; it belongs to the booking industry, it belongs to MikeRaw and CMS, it goes to The Anigma and The Answer because there would have been no competition then I wouldn’t be here in this million dollar suit. Glad you all like my work…still…because it’s been a long time, you guys sure don’t have short attention span, that’s for sure. Thank you for everyone who nominated me, I am glad my gift didn’t get stale yet, it’s very important to keep your product fresh and different because having a BTB could go downhill easily. Now if I don’t recognize my loyal TNA iMPACT! readers they will get pissed, guys like Peepshow, thanks for sticking with me. Thanks to Answer who inspired me, and thanks to Anigma who keeps me going. I figure if Anigma can keep his going, so could I. If I didn’t’ have a fellow booker like him, I probably would have given up halfway through. Thanks to C4 for putting this together too, it’s great, thanks again.”
CMS and XBA down of the stage with a massive ovation from the audience as XBA leaves with his trophy, the crowd applauds and tears can be seen in the eyes of many people.
The Slammy Awards then come to an end with massive fireworks, a short video package airs promoting the next awards in Detroit Michigan. C4 is seen on the screen congratulating all the winners and thanking everyone who attended the ceremony as the screen fades into black.
