ITT: list WWE superstars you could beat up

[Dolph'sZiggler]

One per post.

I could beat up CM Punk. Assuming we fought under unified rules of MMA I would either take a decision or drop him in the 2nd with a right cross. He might try to wrestlefuck me but I'm confident in my sprawl. On the feet he would try his horrible kicks and they of course would have little to no affect. I would work the jab (he wouldn't be ready for my footwork) and start working quick combos to the head and body ala Nate Diaz. Eventually he would begin to retreat and I would follow, before pinning him up against the cage and continuing the barrage

So what superstars would you be able to take in a fight?

 

[seabs]

Hornswoggle

 

[Roi]

Ricardo Rodriguez and hornswoggle :maybe:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Ricardo Rodriguez and hornswoggle :maybe:

Ricardo would likely drop you

 

[seabs]

Mark Henry

 

[Roi]

Daniel dilucchio ity:

 

[CM Punk]

Sheamus. Wigga can't even beat up Tatsu.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

To people saying Swoggle: don't sleep on midget strength. It's not quite blueberry strength but I bet you homeboy is pretty stalky

 

[Swift]

Christian

 

[Dat Girl]

The Shield, because they're pussies.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Amazing Red

 

[Swift]

Sin Cara

 

[Dat Girl]

Antonio Cesaro.

US Champion vs US Champion

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I need Better breakdowns of how these fights would go down. Just saying you could beat them up without explaining how is pointless

 

[Dat Girl]

I can beat Dolph Ziggler by showing him a picture of himself and throw it into the crowd.

Win via count out