It's John's birthday.

[Lady Redfield]

Thank god, I would have to commit suicide if you liked me.

 

[imported_Adam]

Its not too late for you to commit suicide...

 

[Axis]

OMG I JUST FOUND A PIECE OF SANDMAN'S SINGAPORE CANE ON MY FLOOR!

 

[Lady Redfield]

Its not too late for you to commit suicide...

I'm too useful for that and I have nothing in my life that makes me want to end it.

Someone like you, on the other hand, is all around useless, stupid, and, most likely, fat and ugly.

 

[MizMasta3000]

I'm sad. Adam says Sharpshooter is funnier than me

 

[Lady Redfield]

Don't worry, Sharpshooter is an unfunny cunt who tries too hard so his opinion doesn't matter.

 

[The Small Show]

Because what John put on the forum as his birthday is 100% true.... Even if it is correct theres no way of completely confirming it as it seems he has left.

Shut up, dumb fuck. I haven't perma left, moronic ignoramus.

His name is probably not even John. We should just call him Lionel to be safe.

My name is John, lol.

smurf sounds better.

Don't worry - I'll still grope your boobs and grab your ass, sexy.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

I don't like either of you but he's still funnier.

Wait, what?

EDIT:

Don't worry, Sharpshooter is an unfunny cunt who tries too hard so his opinion doesn't matter.

What's your problem?

 

[MizMasta3000]

Obviously, she isn't too fond of you.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

Well thats pretty obvious.

 

[The Small Show]

Thank god, I would have to commit suicide if you liked me.

Everytime you post, I E-Grab your boobs and ass.