Is Kelly Kelly a Zombie?

[Cloud]

How do you become that dead behind the eyes? How is it even possible?

Its a valid medical condition.

Cumintheeyeitis.

 

[Danielson]

I just think she is a zombie. A dead eyed souless stripper zombie

 

[Lockard 23]

Doesn't her eyes and whole expression resemble a vampire more than a zombie? I almost get the feelings you'd see fangs if her mouth opened just a tiny bit...

 

[Trip in the Head]

Did I miss the whole Kelly Kelly craze in WWE or what? Was that her in ring name? Never saw her, but it sounds like it might have been a good thing.

EDIT: Good thing to miss, just clarifying

 

[Lockard 23]

Did I miss the whole Kelly Kelly craze in WWE or what? Was that her in ring name? Never saw her, but it sounds like it might have been a good thing.

lol What craze? Just about everyone remembers her for being the notorious locker room whore. That's her legacy, basically.

I also remember her for being the dumb ass stripper who took forever (like literally 2-3 minutes) to take her own bra off when she was teasing people with a striptease on the very first ECW show back in 2006.

 

[Trip in the Head]

lol What craze? Just about everyone remembers her for being the notorious locker room whore. That's her legacy, basically.

I also remember her for being the dumb ass stripper who took forever (like literally 2-3 minutes) to take her own bra off when she was teasing people with a striptease on the very first ECW show back in 2006.

So pre PG WWE then? Huh, never heard of her (cept from when BLFFL talks about her)

 

[Danielson]

So pre PG WWE then? Huh, never heard of her (cept from when BLFFL talks about her)

It was during the "Ruthless Aggression Era" Attitude Era ended around 2000, after that you sort of had a transition era because the Monday night wars were over. 2002 started the ruthless aggression era. She came around in I think 06. On july 22nd 2008 WWE went PG http://www.wwe.com/inside/industrynews/7706710

 

[Swift]

Would bang regardless. STDs are fully welcome.

 

[Swift]

I'd honestly take KK over most of the current roster tbh. If anything her dead soul is a turn on :gusta:

 

[Danielson]

Stripper Dead Eyes FTW

 

[Trip in the Head]

Stripper Dead Eyes FTW

There's always the light switch. Hell, I'd install the clapper so after I turn her over and can no longer see her eyes I'd slap dat ass twice so I could see again :dawg:

 

[Trip in the Head]

Don't you turn around bitch!

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Don't you turn around bitch!

Cause you're gonna see my heart breakin'
Don't turn around
I don't want you seein' me cry

 

[Trip in the Head]

Cause you're gonna see my heart breakin'
Don't turn around
I don't want you seein' me cry

Crying cuz I'm scared of ZOMBIES!

 

[Danielson]

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