Iowa man uses McChicken as a weapon

[GrammarNazi82]

So yeah..... this happened.

A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple's home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him.

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

Police noted that the woman's nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

Hill remains in custody at the Polk County Jail.

That face.... :haha:

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[ShaRpY HaRdY]

Lol such a dumb reason to flip out on your pregnant wife..

 

[CM Punk]

Dammit Jabri

 

[GrammarNazi82]

I love how he was trying to record her supposedly being aggressive after he had his, "DON'T WAKE ME UP WITH A MCCHICKEN SANDWICH!! :annoyed: " meltdown.

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

I love how he was trying to record her supposedly being aggressive after he had his, "DON'T WAKE ME UP WITH A MCCHICKEN SANDWICH!! :annoyed: " meltdown.

To be fair if my girl brought me McDonald's I'd freak out too, that shit is gross.. although I wouldn't fucking hit her or stress her out like that if she was pregnant most likely.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

To be fair if my girl brought me McDonald's I'd freak out too, that shit is gross.. although I wouldn't fucking hit her or stress her out like that if she was pregnant most likely.

And this is why you're one of the good guys, sir.

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

And this is why you're one of the good guys, sir.

Yeah haha, I probably should've said "almost certainly" because that's my kid in there.. or at least I would hope so.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

I dunno, being woken up with food sounds pretty damn sweet to me.

 

[InSaNe]

Okay..... Soooooooo...... who assaulted who with a fucking McChicken? Him? But a fucking sandwich isn't that dangerous, what the fuck woman!?

To be fair if my girl brought me McDonald's I'd freak out too, that shit is gross.. although I wouldn't fucking hit her or stress her out like that if she was pregnant most likely.

....Really?

Throwing a harmless food at a woman.... :george:

I get stressing out a pregnant woman, but throwing a fucking ...food is trivial.