Investigator interviews wrestling stars (Full Transcript)

[Evil Austin]

:roflmao:

Great stuff.

 

[Travis40]

*bump*

 

[Mr. Mat]

This is too pricless:laugh: another legend post by SP

 

[Kizza]

I lolled at Tomko.

 

[seX-Power]

I always lol at Tomko.

 

[PeepShow]

This is the greatest thread in this history of professional thread making.

(imo)

 

[Evil Austin]

I second that notion and rofl at all of the thread once again SP you seriously have proven why you are a legend around here.

 

[C4]

Shiavone was funny, good one SP. :thumbsup:

 

[Brandon Blaze]

LMAO

I'm glad this was bumped. I laughed so hard at this.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Bump again. God, this thread is great.

 

[Travis40]

Probably one of the greatest threads in IWF history.

 

[rosewt01]

So damn funny but not right.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Investigator: Well, we’ll see about that. But let’s just relax and move on. I’d to start with those of you that knew him from his WCW days. Mr. Shiavone, do you remember when you first met Mr. Benoit?
Shiavone: Yes, it was the greatest night in the history of WCW.
Investigator: Really? That’s nice. But what did Mr. Benoit think about the meeting?
Shiavone: He thought it was the greatest night in the history of WCW.
Investigator: What about when he left WCW? What was that like?
Shiavone: It was the greatest night in the history of WCW.
Investigator: OK, interesting. What are your thoughts on the recent events that have transpired?
Shiavone: I think it was the greatest thing in the history of WCW.
Investigator: Well, that’s strange. Let’s move along. Mr. Goldberg, you’re next.

By far the best bit.

 

[rosewt01]

No..this was the best bit

nvestigator: Mr. Flair? What are your feelings on the relationship between Mr. Benoit and his wife, Nancy?
Ric Flair: If you want to be the man, you have to beat the man.
Investigator: Well, despite Nancy’s appearance in some photos, she wasn’t a man. Regardless, are you saying it was ok that he beat her?
Ric Flair: Woooooooo
Investigator: Woo?
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Investigator: OK, that isn’t really helping us here. Who’s next?
Goldberg: YOU’RE NEXT!
Investigator: Shut up.
Ron Simmons: Damn.
Investigator: Mr. Stone Cold? Are you present?
Austin: What?
Investigator: Are you Mr. Stone Cold?
Austin: What?
Investigator: I take it you are. So Mr. Stone Cold, did you--
Austin: What?
Investigator: That’s annoying. Stop it. I was reading your statement and you mentioned something about Mr. Benoit going “Austin 3:16”. What does that mean?
Austin: Austin 3:16 says, “I just whooped your ass.”
Investigator: So you are saying that Mr. Benoit “whooped” his families ass?
Austin: That’s the bottom line.
Investigator: Why is that the bottom line?
Austin: ‘Cause Stone Cold said so.
Investigator: Good enough for me.
Investigator: Up next is a Mr. Snitsky. Mr. Snitsky, are you here?
Snitsky: It wasn't my fault.
Investigator: No one said it was.
Snitsky: IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
Investigator: ………
Snitsky: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!
Investigator: Ok, ok. You’re excused

 

[MikeRaw]

Rofl, I love how this was like a day after he died too.