Impact Wrestling Presents: Hardcore Justice on Impact Plus - Saturday, April 10, 2020

[Chris]

Started almost an hour ago, been 3 undercard matches

 

[Chris]

I love the "This world does not belong to you" line even though it's ripped right from Westworld and if they were against someone else other than white dudes it'd sound vaguely racist

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Is this

 

[Leon TrotSky]

No

 

[Leon TrotSky]

It can't be

 

[Marty McFourth]

I'm using a stream Sky PM'd me bc Impact refuses to take my money to let me subscribe to their app again

@Sky, you got anymore of 'dem streams

 

[Chris]

Ugh the impromptu match

 

[Leon TrotSky]

IS THIS A SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS MATCH

 

[Chris]

I think Dreamer said it was a "Great American Bash" match whatever the fuck that is

 

[Leon TrotSky]

@Sky, you got anymore of 'dem streams

Chris can PM it to you, pretty sure if I send it to you it counts as advertising

 

[Chris]

Dammit I was hoping Sky would take my bait to ban her

 

[Chris]

The last thing this show needed was a Mid Cardona/Swinger match

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I want Cardona to enter a relationship with one of the Swingerettes

 

[Marty McFourth]

Chris can PM it to you, pretty sure if I send it to you it counts as advertising

It's all good, I found one

We in this.

I don't know who half of these guys probably are, but I'm down for some hardcore matches

 

[Chris]

What's in the fucking boxes