impact Wrestling August 19, 2021 - New Impact World Champion, Christian Cage Appears

[Hoss]

I woulda honestly stuck with Jake Deaner, since that was an Impact creation anyways

 

[Sky]

Well, if Cody Deaner was just going to be Deaner, they had to go with something

 

[Chris]

That 8-man at Emergence gonna be wild

 

[Sky]

Sadly they went with Something

 

[Hoss]

Well, I guess they just called him Cousin Jake huh?

 

[Chris]

Yeah he was always just Cousin Jake

 

[Chris]

He had a whole speech about why he "chose" the name Something in Impact (ignoring that he used it already elsewhere) that sold me tbh

 

[Hoss]

Well they coulda made his last name anything then It could have even need

 

[Hoss]

Jake Anything

 

[Sky]

VBD really is Team Canada But Backwoods

 

[Sky]

Doering's wearing roadkill on his head

 

[Chris]

Joe Doering killed a legendary animal on RDR2 to get that headdress

 

[Hoss]

Redneck Team Canada

 

[Canadian Dragon]

VBD really is Team Canada But Backwoods

so just team Canada xp

 

[Hoss]

Like Trevor from GTA... a stable of that