Impact thread for September 30, 2021 - Christopher Daniels makes his Impact in-ring return!

[Sky]

He's sort of like Baron Corbin, except capable of playing a face

 

[Sky]

Eddie/Morrissey fuckin' each other up

 

[Sky]

You can't not love it

 

[Sky]

Using a fan's replica Classic TNA World belt as a weapon

 

[Chris]

Using a fan's replica Classic TNA World belt as a weapon

I'm already ahead of you somehow lol

 

[Chris]

Not by much tho

 

[Chris]

Imagine if real life street fights went as long as wrestling ones

 

[Chris]

Just two dudes beating the shit out of each other with whatever they can find for 10-20 minutes without one of them actually getting a life threatening injury

 

[Sky]

Just two dudes beating the shit out of each other with whatever they can find for 10-20 minutes without one of them actually getting a life threatening injury

If street fights were realistic they'd end with the first weapon shot

 

[Sky]

And next week it'd be announced that one of them died of a brain haemmorhage and the other will be in jail 20 years

 

[Chris]

Exactly

 

[Sky]

This is why you don't want realistic wrestling

 

[Sky]

You don't want legit fights

 

[Sky]

Because 99% of legit fights are boring as fuck

 

[Chris]

Hey I like MMA too