Impact thread for November 2, 2023 - FROM GLASGOW! SKY'S ON TV!!

[Sky]

So much that they brought in an anti-Hammer called JT Southern who was somehow even worse than Hammer

 

[Butters]

was van hammer in the flock?

 

[Chris]

I believe so

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Van Hammer, this fucking jobber who has managed to hang on for so long, is pissy because his joke military name is slightly lower down than someone else's joke military name

It’s the best pun of the bunch, too.

 

[Sky]

There was a TON of dogshit wrestlers in the Flock to be fair

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Most forced on Raven. Like Reece.

 

[Sky]

Van Hammer, Horace Hogan, Lodi, Sick Boy, the fucking Yeti

 

[Kross Rhodes]

I beat you to Yeti

 

[Sky]

Remember the Katie Vick angle? That was for Sick Boy's debut and yet he turned out to be so dogshit they dropped the whole thing

 

[Chris]

The Raven/Reese reunion in Impact earlier this year was the most batshit thing

 

[Sky]

"This wrestler is too bad for our murder and necrophilia angle" is the worst indictment of a wrestler you can get

 

[Sky]

The Raven/Reese reunion in Impact earlier this year was the most batshit thing

Feels like the kind of shit I'd book

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Let’s go, boys and girls!

 

[Sky]

The night. We own it. In Glasgow.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

The Raven/Reese reunion in Impact earlier this year was the most batshit thing

That’s wild. He must have gotten nostalgic. He’s doing a new Flock in MLW I think.