Impact thread for November 2, 2023 - FROM GLASGOW! SKY'S ON TV!!

[Sky]

That doesn't excuse General Hugh G. Rection

 

[Butters]

we've all had that gimmick before amirite

 

[Chris]

It was originally Major E. Rection but he was promoted to general later on

 

[Butters]

promotion comes with a name change too, that damn military

 

[Sky]

It was Tylene Buck as Major Gunns, Lash as Corporal Cajun, Chavo as Lieutenant Loco, the Wall as Sergeant AWOL, and Van Hammer who would have been Private Stash, except he refused to be the lowest ranking even though it wasn't an actual military and it was acknowledged as joke names

 

[Sky]

Van Hammer, this fucking jobber who has managed to hang on for so long, is pissy because his joke military name is slightly lower down than someone else's joke military name

 

[Sky]

You can probably tell this guy is one of my least favourite wrestlers

 

[Chris]

Yeah he was there for like a week with them

 

[Chris]

He's also one of mine

 

[Chris]

He was there 10 years and never learned to even halfway work

 

[Sky]

1991 he debuted... 2000 he left

 

[Sky]

Never learned to either work or play guitar along the way

 

[Sky]

It's always the thing with rocker gimmicks... they come out with a guitar and they don't use it

 

[Sky]

Like that Johnny Ace skater gimmick where he carried the skateboard but never rode it

 

[Sky]

He was being overpushed huge in WCW in the early days