Impact thread for March 9, 2023 - Mickie vs. Gisele for the KO Title, Gresham vs. KUSHIDA, Callihan vs. Rhino

[Leon TrotSky]

No one watched it

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Clearly he has no brain if he keeps taking those bumps

Imagine him vs. Darby

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Imagine him vs. Darby

Winner is the last one who can still walk

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Winner is the last one who can still walk

Game of horse who can take bigger bump

 

[Alexa]

No one watched it

I did

 

[Chris]

Kenta vs Suzuki at multiverse of United oh shit

 

[Alexa]

That will be a match

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Kenta vs Suzuki at multiverse of United oh shit

BANGER

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Oh hey they've got a team name already

 

[Chris]

I just started the impact feed and it had that on it before I could rewind lol

 

[Alexa]

Never forget Suzuki once slapped Kenta, not KENTA, in the face

 

[Alexa]

KENTA v Suzuki has only happened twice. Once in NOAH and once in New Japan

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Deonna at ringside, cool

 

[Leon TrotSky]

KENTA v Suzuki has only happened twice. Once in NOAH and once in New Japan

I mean, those are the two places you'd expect it to happen

 

[Leon TrotSky]

And now for Impact's real star