Impact thread for March 31, 2022 - Did you nut for BC vs. MCMG last time? Well, prepare to nut again

[Sky]

Right now you should be seeing Deonna promoing backstage

 

[Sky]

With her voice that sounds like she's distraught that she has to talk to anyone else

 

[Sky]

Chump Chump time

 

[Swerve]

Right now you should be seeing Deonna promoing backstage

It is.

 

[Sky]

Damn, Good Brothers coming out? Is it possible to get less than 0 offense?

 

[Swerve]

This won’t be good for the rookie.

 

[Swerve]

The other guy didn’t help. I don’t like that guy!

 

[Sky]

This won’t be good for the rookie.

Zicky Dice ain't really a rookie

 

[Sky]

Well, in terms of Impact, he's a rookie

 

[Sky]

Mostly he's a dumbass who gets in with terrible teachers

 

[Sky]

First Brian Myers, who used him to stroke his own ego

 

[Sky]

And now Johnny Swinger, who is (1) delusional and thinks he's in the 80s, and (2) accidentally opened a sex dungeon thinking it was a wrestling school

 

[Swerve]

Hot Asian Wife.

 

[Sky]

Hope you like the GBs' "we're totally cool" catchphrases

 

[Sky]

They get old quickly