Impact thread for March 10, 2022 - Josh Alexander and Bullet Club to address the fans, big women's 4-on-4

[Sky]

I am an unironic crazzy Steve fan

He's pretty much one of the Impact lifers at this point

 

[Marty McFourth]

This is my first time seeing Crazzy Steve, I think.

 

[Sky]

At the end of the universe, Impact will still be running shows with Eddie, Sami, and a blind Canadian clown

 

[Chris]

This is my first time seeing Crazzy Steve, I think.

He is legally blind

 

[Chris]

Man can't see shit

 

[Marty McFourth]

Maybe Skyler too I know who Ace Austin is at least.

 

[Sky]

John Skyler is..... okay I guess

 

[Sky]

Reminds me of a doughier Jake Something but less talented

 

[Chris]

Skyler is a perfectly adequate lower card guy that any promotion in the world could get use out of

 

[Marty McFourth]

He is legally blind

For real? Respect. He's doing great in this match.

 

[Chris]

But he should never really he pushed

 

[Chris]

For real? Respect. He's doing great in this match.

Yeah he said once that when Impact uses red ropes they're even harder for him to make out than the blue used to be

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Reminds me of a doughier Jake Something but less talented

budget Johnny Hungry

 

[Sky]

Right man wins

 

[Chris]

I thought Larry D left lmao