Impact thread for June 22, 2023 - Bully/Maclin vs. Kaz/Eddie, Wilde vs. Kelly, Design vs. Speedball/Gresham, oVe vs. Good Hands

[Alexa]

Kelly's gonna kill you

i'd allow it

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I dont know why but seeing Kelly reminded me of one fo the most fucked things I heard today from somebody I know

Oh? What was the thing

 

[Leon TrotSky]

That would have been a double pin, Wilde's shoulders are down

 

[Alexa]

Oh? What was the thing

They basically said "you know you have one advantage against natural women." I asked "What?" and they repiled "They can cum in you as many times as they want and never worry about gettting you pregant"

 

[Alexa]

Yo I called it. I said Masha and Kelly would team, lfg

 

[Leon TrotSky]

United by an almost sexual love of violence

 

[Leon TrotSky]

They basically said "you know you have one advantage against natural women." I asked "What?" and they repiled "They can cum in you as many times as they want and never worry about gettting you pregant"

Never thought of it that way but... I guess???

 

[Alexa]

Never thought of it that way but... I guess???

Mean it makes sense, but like what the fuck

 

[Alexa]

Mean Scott been train Kaito so

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Quoting Toby Keith... Impact is full circle

 

[Leon TrotSky]

They were skating around that Barbie tie-in so much that I thought they hadn't actually done it

 

[Leon TrotSky]

And they were just trying to avoid lawsuits

 

[Alexa]

I wonder how well that movie will do

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I hope it does well

 

[Leon TrotSky]

SAY HIS NAME