Impact thread for June 20, 2024 - ACE STEEL vs. Kaz in a Chicago Street Fight

[Smart Marx]

I bet when people explained a one-fall match they found it too complicated

Facts.

Also, think about wargames? People just instinctively know what it is now, but if you look at the way that it gets read off by the announcer in the beginning, sounds kind of complicated at first glance.

 

[Smart Marx]

I think he goes through like 2 to 3 paragraphs explaining exactly how the match works.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

A lot of TNA stips are nowhere near as complicated as people like to say

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I mean, the reverse battle royal is pretty complcated

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I think he goes through like 2 to 3 paragraphs explaining exactly how the match works.

I could probably do it without many words.

 

[Smart Marx]

Fuck off Dango... or JDC

Fuck off dango… Welcome back Johnny Curtis

 

[Smart Marx]

I could probably do it without many words.

Exactly. It’s the same thing with King on the mountain. They probably spent two paragraphs explaining it but when I read it back to you, it took me like two sentences.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

"Each team starts with one member inside the cage. After 5 minutes, and every 3 minutes after that, one wrestler enters the cage, alternating between teams. Once every wrestler has entered the ring, the MATCH BEYOND begins. All tactics are legal, and the match ends by Submission or Surrender only."

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Top rope leg drop cannot be good for your spine

 

[Leon TrotSky]

A regular leg drop fucks a guy up... just look at Hogan

 

[Leon TrotSky]

The only one I do think is overcomplcated... the Reverse Battle Royal

 

[Comrade Khan]

anything where you land on your ass and compress your spine is usually very bad long term

 

[Leon TrotSky]

anything where you land on your ass and compress your spine is usually very bad long term

Landing on your knees must be awful too

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Tombstones

 

[Storm Trooper]

You have to qualify to win the match, by pin or submitting an opponent. And if someone gets pinned or submitted, they going to the penalty box. People just think if you have to explain a match is too complicated but it’s really simple.

see my issue with King of the Mountain is why the hell you gotta HANG the championship to win. Dude hangs it and immediately unhangs it to celebrate. That is the awkward part. The rest is cool.