Impact thread for January 9, 2025 - Hendry/Rhino vs. Nemeths, Santana runs the Northern Armory Gauntlet, The System, Rascalz, Savannah, more

[Smart Marx]

Andrew is a Giant Andrew The Giant

This vanilla midget?

 

[Smart Marx]

I wonder if Ace is thinking why does his bum get a title shot before me or does he realize that this kid is a jobber and it doesn’t matter?

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

If Joe can be x so can moose

 

[Smart Marx]

Can’t believe Moose just hit a choke slam and on top of that from off the top rope onto the fucking apron. My own tailbone had just broke watching that.

 

[Smart Marx]

if I have to ever have to remember why I’m watching TNA all I have to do is see moose be awesome and then I remember.

 

[Brandon Blaze]

This vanilla midget?

It’s a New Legacy gag, that he ended up actually doing. They made him in one of them wrestling Revolution games as Andrew The Giant Everett. Gave him the whole Andre singlet and everything. He ran with it for a bit irl after

 

[Smart Marx]

America’s team always wins.

 

[Smart Marx]

I would never shaft you, Sami.

 

[Smart Marx]

Wait, their tag team is dead meat?

 

[Smart Marx]

Oh Santino nonsense. Never mind.

 

[Smart Marx]

Jordan actually looking pretty fly in those leather pants.

 

[Smart Marx]

I’m ready for a Tessa promo. Let’s get it.

 

[Smart Marx]

Grace has seen rush-hour. Fight like a man.

 

[Smart Marx]

Oh shit, Tessa with the giggle kick.

 

[Smart Marx]

I love that Tessa already got a new logo crop top hoodie. She looks great.