Impact thread for August 24, 2023 - Emergence go-home! Shelley vs. Myers, Samuray vs. Sabin, Trinity vs. Jody, ABC vs. Good Hands, Deaner vs. Laredo

[Sky]

Kon's just a fuckin' yoked dude, that'll never not be impressive in places other than WWE

 

[Chris]

Giulia number one on the top 5

 

[Sky]

Giulia number one on the top 5

She was a moment

 

[Sky]

They even dedicated a segment to basically say "Look at Giulia, wasn't she awesome?"

 

[Sky]

And she was

 

[Sky]

That little girl whose day she made still sticks in the mind

 

[Sky]

Deaner all like "fuck you for being a babyface"

 

[Sky]

"You are no longer in control" of your narrative?

 

[Sky]

Deaner left his ring finger untaped, just to let any lady cult leaders know he's single

 

[Sky]

THIS SWINGER PACKAGE

 

[Sky]

It has fucking POP-UPS

 

[Sky]

Chris you HAVE to see this

 

[Chris]

I'll get there eventually

 

[Sky]

And now for ABC to get a win

 

[Chris]

I'm at the Champagne match rn