Impact thread for August 22, 2024 - Hardys vs. System, Ultimate X qualifiers continue, return of Charlie Dempsey vs. Gresham

[Smart Marx]

Dude, what is this get up? Santino wasn’t even the one that booked this match. Cardona is the one that begs for the six man because he had some kind a good secret partner.

 

[Smart Marx]

Boo this man. What a bitch.

 

[Smart Marx]

So Cardona bitches out from wrestling in his own match, and he thinks Kon is gonna get me excited to be his substitute?

 

[Smart Marx]

I stand corrected. I do like madman Fulton coming back. I always liked him.

 

[Smart Marx]

Though I would’ve figured he would have something to do with Callahan not Cardona. Just hoping this isn’t a one off though. TNA could use another big dude.

 

[Storm Trooper]

Thank Jesus Kaz didn't win. Hammerstone is a dude.

 

[Storm Trooper]

I did find it funny that it looked like Kushida put himself into suplex position for Hammerstone's finisher.

 

[Smart Marx]

I don’t know the exact moment rhino went from just being a thick boy to being a fat boy, but he’s definitely there now.

 

[Chris]

He actually resembles a real rhino more now tbh

 

[Storm Trooper]

He actually resembles a real rhino more now tbh

as long as his horn isn't out that's fine.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I don’t know the exact moment rhino went from just being a thick boy to being a fat boy, but he’s definitely there now.

As my friend said “Rhino looks like he ate Rhino.”

 

[Smart Marx]

He actually resembles a real rhino more now tbh

I can see that

 

[Storm Trooper]

I don’t know the exact moment rhino went from just being a thick boy to being a fat boy, but he’s definitely there now.

was it when he was eating store-brand canned cheese and crackers with Heath Slater?

 

[Smart Marx]

I like how they keep saying perfect creation one like we don’t remember that his name is Pierre Carl Oulette.

 

[Storm Trooper]

God damnit not Rosemary too. DON'T BRING A LETHAL WEAPON TO THE RING YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE IT IN THE MATCH. (Granted I can see Rosemary actually attempt to use it in a match)