Impact thread for August 15, 2024 - Nemeth vs. Alexander, Moose vs. Santana

[Leon TrotSky]

 

[Chris]

 

[Leon TrotSky]

She's going to talk about Can This Ash/Rosemary Bullshit Just Stop So I Know My Next Challenger

 

[Leon TrotSky]

"Why the knife"

"There's technically nothing in the TNA rules that bans knives"

"WHY ISN'T THERE"

 

[Chris]

If Janice is a legal weapon then a knife can be too

 

[Leon TrotSky]

 

[Chris]

Last week on TNA iMPACT, Rosemary answered Jordynne Grace’s open challenge, leading to an epic battle. However, the match was abruptly halted when Ash By Elegance and The Personal Consierge stormed the ring, wielding a kendo stick and attacking both Knockouts, resulting in a no-contest. This week on TNA iMPACT, we’ll hear from a surely furious Knockouts World Champion, Jordynne Grace!

The Emergence Ultimate X Qualifiers continue this week on TNA iMPACT! Ace Austin and Chris Bey have accepted Mike Bailey’s invitation to join the fray. On one side, Ace Austin will go head-to-head with Jason Hotch and Rich Swann, while on the other, Chris Bey takes on John Skylar and NXT’s Riley Osbourne.

Tensions have been simmering for weeks between The Quintessential Knockout and The Boricua Badass! In multiple encounters, Tasha Steelz has found a way to snatch victory, but now, with Santino Marella ensuring a fair fight, the two will face off once again on iMPACT. This time, Tasha must confront Gisele Shaw head-on! Who will emerge victorious? Find out this Thursday at 8/7c on TNA+!

Mike Santana has a score to settle with The System, but at the top of his list is the former TNA World Champion, Moose. Last week on iMPACT, Moose didn’t mince words, laying down a challenge for Santana. Now, the two TNA stars will collide in what promises to be an all-out war. Santana is riding a wave of momentum with his recent win streak, while Moose is determined to reestablish himself in the World title picture. Will Moose give Santana the “Old Yeller” treatment, or will Santana continue his winning ways? Don’t miss this explosive showdown on iMPACT, Thursday at 8/7c on TNA+!

Last week on TNA’s social channels, Frankie Kazarian confidently declared his plan to get back into title contention, but his moment was interrupted by Eric Young, who in turn was interrupted by Steve Maclin—laser-focused on reclaiming the TNA World Title he once held. This Thursday on TNA iMPACT, we’ll hear from Steve Maclin. What does he have to say? Find out at 8/7c on TNA+ and AXS TV!

Josh Alexander delivered a C4 Spike to Ryan Nemeth, sending a clear message to Ryan’s brother and TNA World Champion, Nic Nemeth: he wants the TNA World Title he never lost. Last week on iMPACT, Alexander insulted Nic Nemeth, calling him a “transitional champion” and dredging up his WWE past. This enraged Nemeth, who retaliated with a superkick, laying out the Walking Weapon. Now, it’s Nic Nemeth vs. Josh Alexander for the TNA World Championship this Thursday on TNA iMPACT! Will Alexander end Nemeth’s reign, or will Nemeth silence his challenger and solidify his place as the new face of TNA Wrestling? Tune in to iMPACT to find out!​

 

[Hidden Blaze]

This is an interesting match to open with

 

[Smart Marx]

1, 2 Bey Bey coming for you.

 

[Smart Marx]

I guess you could say the X in Ultimate X comes from NXT.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Oh good I’m not alone in here

 

[Smart Marx]

Go away, Sandy Mozzarella.

 

[Smart Marx]

Oh good I’m not alone in here

Where’s Christopher Robin?

 

[Smart Marx]

Oh the Indy god is back for another cup of coffee.

 

[Smart Marx]

Wedding Crashers was a good movie so stuff it, loser.