Impact thread for April 27, 2023 - Deonna vs. Wilde for the KO Title, Masha vs. Jordynne, Design vs. ABC

[Comrade Khan]

Aew shoulda hired jody as a trainer instead of madison

 

[Sky]

Apparently she asked to have her Cagematch profile pulled because border agents found her profile and realised she'd faked a visa

 

[Sky]

That's the reason why she's never made it in the US

 

[Alexa]

Aew shoulda hired jody as a trainer instead of madison

...hey shut up

 

[Sky]

Aew shoulda hired jody as a trainer instead of madison

How long has it been since Madison Rayne was last on AEW commentary

 

[Alexa]

*rant about how she took brock's finisher*

 

[Sky]

She was awful like she was in Impact

 

[Sky]

"genius" Seleziya Sparx gets wrecked

 

[Alexa]

Why is Kelly talking like I do about Detahmatches

 

[Sky]

I was thinking recently about what if mini versions of American wrestlers became a thing, like mini luchadors

 

[Alexa]

Kelly v Masha aka how to make Sasha pick her favorite child

 

[Sky]

And I just realised - Mini Brock Lesnar could call his finish the F-Two-And-A-Half

 

[Alexa]

I was thinking recently about what if mini versions of American wrestlers became a thing, like mini luchadors

In 2023? Bruh, there would be backlash and all

 

[Sky]

Why is Kelly talking like I do about Detahmatches

You both like violence and women

 

[Alexa]

You both like violence and women

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