Impact offers Masha Slamovich contract

[Chris]

Slamovich bc she does hard SLAMS duh

Suplexovich would have been fine too

 

[Comrade Khan]

Slamovich bc she does hard SLAMS duh

Suplexovich would have been fine too

Suplexorcist and Suplexovich

 

[O-Blaze]

I’m not hiring any of you for name creative when I start Blazed Championship Wrestling

 

[Alexa]

She was born Moscow, Russia. She was also trained in Japan at Marvelous. She picked the name Slamovich, from what I remember, because of how English speakers pronounce -ovich suffix as a bitch, and so it would sound like Masha Slam A Bitch. Though it is even funnier when you realize that ovich is for males and not females so. This has been a Russian Minute with Sasha. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[Hoss]

Masha Slamahoe

Anyways. Beautiful moment.