I'm in love with my girlfriends mom?

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@Xanth you.....need..................help...................
You got a girl and now you want her mom? Whats her FaceBook we need to show Stacy this post
 

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why the fuck do you keep bumping these old shitty threads?

Way more annoying than Farooq posting dirtsheet artcles without his opinion attached
 
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Gotta be able to point to old posts to show you were here from ages ago.
Jonathan was here from ages ago? well slap my tits I had no idear! He must be cool if he is an oldfag then! Jono my apologies, you were here from the jump! YOu rule brother!

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Hey guys, so let me try and make this short (even though it won't be) but please try and read through it so you understand where I'm coming from.

At school I'm sort of the inbetween person, not popular, but not nerdy. Anyway, a new girl who's in my grade (Sophomore) is now in my math class, and let me tell you, she's fucking HOT.

Her names Stacy and I thought I'd never even have eye contact with her. Anyway, the teacher sat her next to me and believe it or not, she actually talked to me. Over the days of talking/texting we've gotten really close, and the other day she invited me to her house just to hang out.

When I got there she was waiting in a bikini, and DAMN she looked good. We went swimming in the pool and stuff and messed around (we are not dating yet though) and then it's time to go.

When I get home of course she texts me saying she had a good time, and about 3 days later we got really close and I asked her out. Of course she said yes and now me and Stacy were dating. Everything was fine for about 2 weeks, until she invited me over to her house again for dinner with her parents.

I agreed and that night got all dressed up to go to Stacy's house. When I got there she was waiting by the door and greeted me. We sat down, and no one was with us but me and her, after that her dad came to sit down and we were waiting for her mom to come home from her business trip. When she got there, I just stared.

I know me and Stacy are dating, but DAMN
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, she's all I want, and I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.

So yea, guys, any idea on what I should do?
F it all.

EDIT: @Seabs beat me. I read the original post and got excited.
 

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Learn 2 defense
this a Warriors' post? because turnovers and rebounding were the issue, not to mention fouls blowing the whistle every time up the floor. There were 31 fouls called in the first half (24 minutes)
 

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ok, you've got me, I have no retort.

OH WAIT WHATS DAT LEWILDE D ROSE APPEARS WITH DA GAME WINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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