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LIVE FROM: Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois
After the pyrotechnics display during the opening of Ignition, the camera focuses on the ring, where Marie Quinn and Jet Starr are already standing in the middle of the ring.
Jet: Tonight was supposed to be a monumental night for Ignition, but unfortunately I come with you bearing bad news ladies and gentleman. Chris Young is unable to compete due to having a concussion and not being medically cleared.
The audience is split by this, but rather indifferent towards this news.
Jet: Well, that's not the real bad news, the bad news is that because of this a match has to be cancelled. You see, tonight I was going to put the Intercontinental Championship on the line in a Ladder Match. It was going to be Tyson Storm facing off against Chris Young. Unfortunately, because of Young's injury, you and Tyson both have to wait before a champion can be crowned.
The crowd boo at this announcement, angry at the implications surrounding it.
Jet: But, but, hold on folks. I would never leave you guys without something special. The ever so lovely Ms. Marie Quinn, has an announcement regarding SPARK. So Marie, the floor is yours.
Marie Quinn is smiling as she struts to the center of the ring.
Marie: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! As Jet promised, we would never leave you all without something special. So, with that said, tonight, during SPARK, there will be a match to decide who faces the surprisingly dominant Vanessa York next week to decide the first ever SPARK World Champion!
The crowd cheers and chants "SPARK!" repeatedly.
Marie: We always deliver something special when things don't go according to plan here, folks. So, I hope that each and every one of you enjoy tonight's action. Now let's throw it on over to Bryce and the rest of the Ignition commentary team!
One on One - Normal
Alyssa Herveaux (@InFaMoUs1) vs Violet Harris (@DemonHunter1257)
Bryce Frisco: Thank you very much Marie! And now......what's a "Herveaux", and why should I care? Also, I hate the color violet. I really don't care who wins. I really don't care about either of these two. I just really don't care in general about this match. It's going to suck. Two new girls debuting, it's just soooo......myeh.
One on One - Normal - Championship Opportunity
Christina Morgan (@Fireshock) vs Lilith Young (@impactking)
Jake Lott: Last week here on Ignition, we witnessed a brutal attack on behalf of the most hardcore competitor on SPARK, Lilith Young, as she took down Christina Morgan while she was addressing the fans. As a result of this, our General Manager made this match, but Marie Quinn decided to add something a little more "Quinntessential" to the match. The winner of this match will go on to face Vanessa York next week in the first ever SPARK World Championship match where the inaugural SPARK World Champion will be crowned!
PROMO OPPORTUNITY
Vanessa York
Tony Eckert: Apparently tonight we will be hearing from Vanessa York in regards to next weeks SPARK World Championship match. This must surely be a big deal for her as a short time ago, she wasn't even on the radar for this division and now the higher ups see a whole lot of promise in her.
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One on One - Normal
Minho (@SupaHeeroh) vs Todd McKay (@MintMidget69)
Bryce Frisco: Mhm, alright, time to be professional and less of a total D-bag. Well, for the past couple of weeks, these two men have been blazing a trail through Ignition. I personally believed that Minho was going to be unbeatable, but that might just be my hidden love of K-Pop clouding my mind. Last week I definitely thought that the team I have dubbed the "International Sensations" were going to absolutely slaughter the team of Todd McKay and War...boy was I wrong. This week, Minho looks to gain revenge on the member of the team he hasn't already beaten, Todd McKay. Minho, listen to me you blonde haired K-Pop god, beat this muttonchops wearing, 2013 CM Punk dollar store lookalike into the dirt! YOU CAN DO THIS, WIN! WIN! WIN!...I'm still a douche, deal with it people.
One on One - Normal
Jay Washington (@DemonHunter1257) vs @Fireshock
Tony Eckert: Jay Washington put on one hell of a match last week against a man who very well could be the first Intercontinental Champion under the Ignition banner. Tyson Storm barely managed to pull off a roll-up victory against Jay, and this week Jay wants to keep his fire burning against fire itself. That's correct, tonight it will be "The Match Shocker" Fireshock going one on one against Jay Washington. Will Jay be able to shock the master of the shock? Or will Fireshock maintain his slow rise back to where he believes he belongs?
One on One - Jet Starr Original
Jimmy Glamour (@Legit Boss) vs Emerson Zayne (@Emo)
Jake Lott: It's well established how much our General Manager likes to see some entertainment around here, so he decided to make this match a just a tad bit more interesting-
Bryce Frisco: Shut up Lotto, I'm taking this one-
Jake Lott: It's Lott-
Bryce Frisco: Whatever Yacht. My brother, being the entertainer extraordinaire that he is, has put a fun little stipulation on this match. The loser of this match, as if they both aren't massive tools already, will have his new hair color chosen by the winner! That's right, the loser of this match has to have their hair dyed whatever color the winner chooses and it must stay that way until after our very first Pay-Per-View. Which weirdo will have their hair dyed, the murderer or the male prostitute?! Either way, we all win in this one folks. Seriously.
One on One
Shaw (@Cerberus) vs JJ Colton (@InFaMoUs1)
Jake Lott: Well since Bryce hijacked mine, I'll hijack his-
Bryce Frisco: Jackass.
Jake Lott: Really?! Oh god, whatever Bryce. Anyway, a debuting Shaw, a complete unknown, looks to make a name for himself against JJ Colton...Uhm-
Bryce Frisco: What Yacht, no notes for this one? Gee, how could my brother hire someone so unprofessional to be a commentator. I've seen this Shaw kid on some crudely recorded cellphone video on YouTube before, and while I can't say anything special about him, he can at least pass for a wrestler. JJ Colton, sorry bud, but I have only been impressed with you in passing. You're very hit or miss but I do think that tonight will be a hit for you. And that's how it's done Yacht.
Jake Lott: I hate you Bryce.
Bryce Frisco: Stick your head in an industrial microwave, Yacht.
PROMO OPPORTUNITY
Tyson Storm (@TheFrostyBlur)
Tony Eckert: Will the children please calm down? Thank you very much you two. Now that there bickering is done, I have just been told that Tyson Storm has demanded time out here tonight to address Chris Young, the man he was supposed to face to determine the first Intercontinental Champion under the Ignition banner. Chris Young reportedly sustained a concussion of some sort last week and was not cleared to compete this week, causing him to miss out on competing for the gold. Hearing the news, Tyson Storm reportedly threw a fit backstage when Reese MaCleod went to interview him. Tyson apparently threw a chair at him and has been fined by our General Manager.
One on One - Main Event
Luis Alvarado (@Hybrid) vs War (@Papa Franku's ear)
Tony Eckert: Just as the case was with Minho and McKay, Luis looks to prove that the loss last week was nothing but a fluke. I know this match is going to be one hell of a battle, and I absolutely cannot wait for tonight's main event, here at the famous Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois!
