If You Woke Up...

[Aids Johnson]

As someone who is easily annoyed by some women, I would probably be very annoyed. I have no idea what I'd do. Probably what Punk said, become a whore, make some cash.

id still fuck you.

 

[DK JAMES]

id still fuck you.

I'd come to you first to feel my lady parts tingle for the first time. I wouldn't charge you either, don't worry.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

bend over. Homo.

For the second time today, I'm more Verlander than Pierzynski

 

[catlady]

I'd cum on you first to feel my lady parts tingle for the first time. I wouldn't charge you either, don't worry.

:haha:

 

[catlady]

bend over. Homo.

He's a pitcher not a catcher! :angry:

 

[Aids Johnson]

For the second time today, I'm more Verlander than Pierzynski

i jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me. And when were holding hands? It's like having sex to me. You say im premature? I just call it extacy. I wear a rubber now, at time's it's a necessity.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

He's a pitcher not a catcher! :angry:

Cheese heads amirite?

 

[Aids Johnson]

He's a pitcher not a catcher! :angry:

we mix it up. Call him Blue Jay and im the Brewer. We both take it more than we give it, i just didnt spend as much money trying to get laid.

 

[catlady]

Cheese heads amirite?

What a swiss bagel.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I'd come to you first to feel my lady parts tingle for the first time. I wouldn't charge you either, don't worry.

i dont plan on paying

i get that wife pussy.

 

[catlady]

FREE HOOKERS ALL AROUND!

 

[Jonathan]

Fap furiously. But that happens now, so not much would change..

 

[Snowman1]

If I was a woman, I'd go out and put on the best women's wrestling show ever. Then fap to myself. Female Rain is crazy hot. :gusta:

 

[GrammarNazi82]

If I was a woman, I'd go out and put on the best women's wrestling show ever. Then fap to myself. Female Rain is crazy hot. :gusta:

: + :gusta:

 

[Mustafar Reginald]

So I go from a single heterosexual to a single lesbian? Works for me. Besides the plumbing (which I wouldn't be thrilled about) and the threat of a calamity arising if either of my best friends decide to ask me out, not much would really be different or change. As for the first thing I'd do, fondle myself obviously. As for whether I'd tell anyone, of course not. Why would I openly give people ammunition to commit me?