Why would you not lick her butthole? Thats what I would do. You need to take a long hard loot at yourself in the mirror Grievous.
Only a simp would do some backwards bullsh*t like that. You're pretty much talking about it like you were drinking a glass of water. Maybe for you they're the same, they're interchangeable.
Licking arse and drinking water. It's just like peas and carrots. You can't have one and neglect the other.
Awesome. I'll never forget this post, mainly because I have absolutely no intention of following it whatsoever.
Keep 'em coming. Stay thirsty my friend.