I always felt I could be a character that looks creepy or weird, but is more of a straight man (not sexually) who reacts to odd things going on around him. It is like, you can look like Sabu (I don't) but be normal and weirded out by normal people around me acting weird.
And that's why I couldn't be a wrestler, I just way overthought it.
I worked out a entrance theme for one of my E Fed characters once that I thought would be cool. The lights go out and a seemingly random person in the audience's phone stars playing a creepy ringtone like:
The japanese version of the scary ringtone from the movie One Missed Call (Chakushin Ari).MIDI version:http://www.mediafire.com/?mngj2yjzyzzMP3 version:http:...
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I'd come out, find out whose fun is playing and then some sort of comedy sketch woudl ensue.
Here is an example of something I wrote that describes what I mean by the strange guy with the straight man attitude:
The arena goes quiet as the lights turn out. For about 30 seconds, the arena simply remains dark and quiet. Then, a midget in the front row sees his cell phone begin playing a ringtone that he never downloaded.
Schizo comes out onto the ramp, the TV Championship on his waist, looking around trying to find where the death tone is coming from. He finally sees the midget and slowly walks over to him. Cocking his head to the side, Schizo indicates to the midget to answer the phone.
Midget: I am not fucking scared of a ring tone!
The midget flips Schizo the double bird and then answers the phone. He immediately dies.
Schizo ignores the surprised gasps by the fans in attendance and simply heads towards the ring
