I’m assuming this topic means 5 things you’d change about the gender you’re attracted to, so I’m gonna do women from a lesbian perspective.
1: Pride. I’m not saying make out with me in public, but it wouldn’t kill you to hold hands or a use a dreaded “label” every now and then.
2: Less dependant on toys. I’ve always had a bad case of vibrator envy; makes me feel inadequate.
3: Less prejudice against femmes. Just because a girl dresses in a way that guys might like doesn’t mean she likes guys.
4: More sex. It makes me feel like a guy to complain about this, but there it is. Lesbian’s are generally more about quality than quantity, but sometimes it would be nice to have both.
5: Simplicity. Women are complicated; lesbians are worse. Imagine dating a woman with all the regular anxieties and insecurities coupled with social disapproval, an estranged family, lack of marriage and natural childbirth options, and a dresser drawer filled with sex toys and anti-depressants, and what you have is a woman who can be a trifle difficult to please at times.