If You Could Change 5 Things....

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Britanica said:
Only 24% of women orgasm from actual intercourse. :pity:
I believe something like 10% can't at all, or don't feel it.

And you said only hair on the head.... What about eyebrows?

Damn them :sad1:

Eyebrows are on your head right?
 

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Leaping Lanny Poffo said:
This is why I love my wife!!!

Doesn't play video games per sey, but doesn't mind that I play them constantly... And was cool with me opening my gaming store!!

Loves hockey... As do I.. But she's a Canucks fan and I'm a flames fan!!!

We don't have to be attached at the hip every day!!

Literally always in the mood! All I have to do is roll over and say... "How u doin"

When you love someone...

I mean really LOVE a person! Not the fake ill say I love you because I don't want to die alone love. It's a powerful thing. Is she Perfect.. No, neither am I.

But we live each other deeply. And would actually chuckle as she read this because I do thing like say...

Hey brianica. Send me a nekkid pic!!

Because she knows I'm full of chit and wouldn't do anything... Even if she did send me one.......





Plz?

Aww! :)) I want something like this when I marry somebody. <33 You go Lanny!
 

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Dat Kid From Jersey said:
Damn them :sad1:

Eyebrows are on your head right?

Depends. Some say face, some say forehead.

What about eyelashes? :vince:
 

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I’m assuming this topic means 5 things you’d change about the gender you’re attracted to, so I’m gonna do women from a lesbian perspective.

1: Pride. I’m not saying make out with me in public, but it wouldn’t kill you to hold hands or a use a dreaded “label” every now and then.

2: Less dependant on toys. I’ve always had a bad case of vibrator envy; makes me feel inadequate.

3: Less prejudice against femmes. Just because a girl dresses in a way that guys might like doesn’t mean she likes guys.

4: More sex. It makes me feel like a guy to complain about this, but there it is. Lesbian’s are generally more about quality than quantity, but sometimes it would be nice to have both.

5: Simplicity. Women are complicated; lesbians are worse. Imagine dating a woman with all the regular anxieties and insecurities coupled with social disapproval, an estranged family, lack of marriage and natural childbirth options, and a dresser drawer filled with sex toys and anti-depressants, and what you have is a woman who can be a trifle difficult to please at times.
 

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Dat Kid From Jersey said:
What's the point, you'll all get fake ones eventually

Not me. Never wore them, never will. The glue ruins your real lashes and makes them fall out. That and fake ones look, well, FAKE! lol
 

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Britanica said:
Not me. Never wore them, never will. The glue ruins your real lashes and makes them fall out. That and fake ones look, well, FAKE! lol

Wow, I actually did not know that. I think it depends what kind you buy because the girls I've seen wear them have a good amount of lashes still. Meh, I'll just stick to eyeliner.
 

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Lady Deathbane said:
4. If you know I'm into something, have some common sense to not talk shit about it. I really don't fucking care if YOU'RE not into it. Why would you talk so much about shit that "you don't care about" anyway?

I forgot this... I get it a lot.
 

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Senhor Perfect said:
1: more logical
2: less emotional
3: ready to watch any sport at any time
4: always in "the mood"
5: develop a hatred for shopping

This. But the 5th one only applies if you're broke.
 

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1.Approach guys they like
2.Wear clothes that are comfortable and practical
3.When there is a problem, say something instead of expecting men to be mind readers.
4.Be more willing to do things like play Vidya and watch sports.
5.Kick ass. To me there is nothing better than a strong woman who doesn't afraid of anything. (yes I know it's isn't, but deal with it)