If you could be anything in the WWE besides a wrestler, what would you want to be?

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Lacky

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mark_htfc said:
I'd like to be the one that helps the Divas get dressed before they head out :D.

Seriously though, if I had to pick one, it would probably have to be commentary, or head of creativity.

And now I'm cleaning coffee of my laptop screen.. haha..
 

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I'd be a referee and hang out with Justin King all the time

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:youdontsay:

haha. JK but seriously, Booker does not do a good job at commentary at all. I like him, but I think there must be a better use for him..

:dafuq:

Booker is awesome at what he does
 

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One of the storyline writers. Produce some good storylines for yall.
 

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RE:

William said:
One of the storyline writers. Produce some good storylines for yall.

William said:
One of the storyline writers. Produce some good storylines for yall.

Enjoy all of your ideas getting shot down by Vince and being forced to write PG jokes for Cena. Same with anyone who says they would be on creative
 

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Been thinking about this tonight, and I reckon I could fit right into WWE, especially as a guideline as to who Vince should sign,

WWE could change it where the Divas have to sleep with me, I then rate them on how good they are in bed to see if they make the grade of sleeping around to get places within WWE, if I say no, WWE don't sign them, but if I say yes, they have one hell of a good career, no not WWE career, but a career of sleeping With me :haha:
 

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Id be a janitor for wwe, what a badass job that would be.
 

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AidsJohnson said:
Id be a janitor for wwe, what a badass job that would be.

Aids would steal tights and such and sell on eBay. Except for the divas; those he keeps for Christmas.
 

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Commentary because I just like talking about the matches and can get into them, whether it's diva or superstar, and I won't try to actually compete. I'll actually stick to the job I say I'll stick to.

and Referee because I like being close up to the action, even if that means getting my ass knocked out for about 10 minutes with a tap over the head.