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If the WWE past and present roster was split into weight divisions, which do you think would be the most or least entertaining? I have included a max ten per division, so plenty wrestlers have been missed.

Personally I think Welterweight and Bantamweight would be the most entertaining and Super Heavyweight and Middleweight would be the least entertaining.

Super Heavyweight
Big Show 450
Yokasuna 641
Rikishi 425
Vader 450
Mark Henry 360
Bam Bam Bigelow 390
Brodus Clay 375
Viscera 487

Heavyweight
The Undertaker 309
Kevin Nash 328
Kane 323
Hulk Hogan 303
Sycho Sid 317
Umaga 350
Ahmed Johnson 305
Road Warrior Animal 305
Big Boss Man 330
The Godfather 330

Light Heavyweight
Brock Lesnar 286
Dave Bautista 290
Mick Foley 287
Goldberg 285
Razor Ramon 280
The Ultimate Warrior 280
Bubba Ray Dudley 293
Bray Wyatt 285
Samoa Joe 282
D-Von Dudley 290

Middleweight
Bobby Lashley 278
Road Warrior Hawk 270
Scott Steiner 276
Lex Luger 274
Kevin Owens 266
Roman Reigns 265
Farooq 270
Sheamus 267
Chris Masters 265

Welterweight
Triple H 255
The Rock 260
Stone Cold Steve Austin 252
Sting 250
Randy Orton 250
Booker T 250
John Cena 251
British Bulldog 260
Mr. Perfect 257
Billy Gunn 260

Lightweight
Kurt Angle 240
Ken Anderson 243
Edge 241
Ric Flair 243
Wade Barrett 246
Tazz 248
Shelton Benjamin 248
William Regal 243
Damien Sandow 247
Road Dogg 241

Featherweight
Bret Hart 235
Randy Savage 237
Diamond Dallas Page 231
Alberto Del Rio 239
Rob Van Dam 237
Lance Storm 231
Marc Mero 235
Matt Hardy 234
Goldust 232
Cesaro 232

Batamweight
Shawn Michaels 225
Chris Jericho 227
Chris Benoit 220
Eddie Guerrero 220
Owen Hart 229
Jeff Jarrett 229
Christian 227
The Miz 221
Dean Ambrose 225
Cody Rhodes 220

Flyweight
CM Punk 218
Daniel Bryan 210
A.J. Styles 218
Dolph Ziggler 218
Jeff Hardy 215
X-Pac 212
Kofi Kingston 212
John Morrison 215
Chavo Guerrero Jr. 216
Billy Kidman 215

Strawweight
Rey Mysterio 175
Ken Shamrock 201
Yoshihiro Tajiri 189
Paul London 180
Super Crazy 209
Scotty 2 Hotty 207
Sin Cara 180
Taka Michinoku 187
Funaki 180
Spike Dudley 145
 
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You missed Road Dogg's weight.

I am not familiar enough with UFC to know the weights. Which weight class gets what numbers?
 

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You missed Road Dogg's weight.

I am not familiar enough with UFC to know the weights. Which weight class gets what numbers?

It's not possible to make a WWE roster with current UFC weights, people like the big show are just too big for the UFC. For example, the most famous UFC fighter at the moment is arguably Conor Mcgregor and he weighs 150lbs, Which is 5 lbs heavier than spike dudley the lightest included. So i've just broken them down into the fairest way possible that i could perceive.
 

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Lesnar, who was a legitimate heavyweight in the UFC (heavyweight champion even) would be classed as a light heavyweight in the WWE?
 

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Lesnar, who was a legitimate heavyweight in the UFC (heavyweight champion even) would be classed as a light heavyweight in the WWE?

Lesnar would have dropped down weight to participate in the UFC, the
Lesnar, who was a legitimate heavyweight in the UFC (heavyweight champion even) would be classed as a light heavyweight in the WWE?

The upper weight limit for a heavyweight participant in ufc is 265lbs, there is no weight division higher. Brock Lesnar is billed at 286lbs therefore it can be assumed either he dropped down in weight, or the wwe exagerates weight. The former makes more sense to me. But yes, WWE superstars are considerably larger. They would be cut off at the welterweight level i have fabricated if it was to be the UFC.
 

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Lesnar would have dropped down weight to participate in the UFC, the


The upper weight limit for a heavyweight participant in ufc is 265lbs, there is no weight division higher. Brock Lesnar is billed at 286lbs therefore it can be assumed either he dropped down in weight, or the wwe exagerates weight. The former makes more sense to me. But yes, WWE superstars are considerably larger. They would be cut off at the welterweight level i have fabricated if it was to be the UFC.
WWE fakes weights and heights all the time
 

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WWE fakes weights and heights all the time
I don't doubt that for a moment but I can only go by what numerous websites bill them at. In any case, it wasn't really the point to make a direct comparison to the UFC. The point was to suggest what the WWE might be like if it was arranged like the UFC, where similar weights wrestled each other, and to see which ones would be the most entertaining. I am not an expert on UFC WWE transitions.
 

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I don't doubt that for a moment but I can only go by what numerous websites bill them at. In any case, it wasn't really the point to make a direct comparison to the UFC. The point was to suggest what the WWE might be like if it was arranged like the UFC, where similar weights wrestled each other, and to see which ones would be the most entertaining. I am not an expert on UFC WWE transitions.
As a man who watches a lot of promotions who operate with actual weight limits. I'd wager that these limits would still largely be kayfabe. Guys would be able to move in between fairly easily if they just fit the right height criteria. Just put on about five - ten pounds of muscle mass and you're a heavyweight
 

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As a man who watches a lot of promotions who operate with actual weight limits. I'd wager that these limits would still largely be kayfabe. Guys would be able to move in between fairly easily if they just fit the right height criteria. Just put on about five - ten pounds of muscle mass and you're a heavyweight

Yeah no doubt but again it was more a means of separation than looking to actually start a revolution of the WWE, they would be very easily interchangeable but as it doesn't really exist, it doesn't really matter.
 

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I'm very tired & was thinking of that stupid Enzo commerical ........I opened this because for some reason I read "KFC" ....instead of "UFC"

I came here to say if the WWE was like KFC ....I would order the original recipe