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Sorry if this sounds like i'm being a ASS, just need to sound off.

Yeah so meet this girl last Friday (21 years ago) and due to the 10 for 2 drinks offer and the dark club setting, she didn't look all that bad and I agreed to meet her again tonight.

I added her on Facebook and saw that she lives near to me and said she wanted to meet up again?

Obviously I am having second thoughts about this. I'm meant to be meeting her in a popular bar up town where a lot of people I know go, and I dont want to be embarassed by being with a face fit for a paper bag, but also dont want to be a huge prick by backing out.

She said she does some model and acting work and these are real legit pictures of here, but you know how people use PHOTOSHOP these days.

So if i do meet her and end up going to here flat and fucking all night or do i say how and watch WRESTLING alone with my dick in my hand. So, what the fuck do I do?

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Dude you should totally hit that.
 

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Definitley stay home and watching Wrestling, she looks like a total BITCH.

Sorry to break your heart.
 
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You should meet her. If I had a chance at a girl like that, I wouldn't think twice
 

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Thank's guys i've only got 7 minutes left to think about this then go meet her at midnight when happy hour starts or Watch Men beating up other men.
 

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^^ You can watch wrestling whenever. Nice girls doesn't grow on trees. Let us know how it went, and good luck :)
 

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A+ trolling.
 

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I've heard some very nasty things about her don't wanna catch anything.


No idea what your on about

Take her to watch wrestling then when you tap it double wrap it.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAH funniest joke I've ever read.

Yeah na, it wasn't.
 

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so how'd this go bro?
 

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I don't like rubbers, i can't feel a thing. I told her the spot was too hot but come meet me at my house and she said yes so she's on her way. Any ideas what to do from midnight to 2am, kinda like a first date.
 

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^^ Why not take a couple of drinks and talk with some smooth music in the background? Light some candles as well