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Trevor1

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I just got dumped by my boyfriend and I'm kind of thinking I have nothing else to live for.....I am heavily considering suicide but I don't want to but I think it would be better than life itself. I'm scared of death but my life is like falling apart. My mom died 2 years ago. And my little brother Will got crippled during a game of golf........please someone help me or talk me out of it.....
 
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Think of the guys who will have to clean you up. I suggest hanging yourself, perhaps from a tree. Don't be a dick and shoot yourself inside the house or like cut yourself and bleed out in the tub.

That's my only advice. If you want to off yourself, go for it. World is overpopulated anyhow.
 

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If you're going to kill yourself, may as well do something awesome in the mean time. Go out into the Pacific Ocean, throw up your dukes, and get in a fist fight with a shark.

It's like David vs Goliath. His teeth and killer instinct vs your dragon fists of fury. If he wins, you get what you want. But if you win, you'll be a legend amongst us all and get plenty of tail again.

It's worth a shot, isn't it?
 
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If you're going to kill yourself, may as well do something awesome in the mean time. Go out into the Pacific Ocean, throw up your dukes, and get in a fist fight with a shark.

It's like David vs Goliath. His teeth and killer instinct vs your dragon fists of fury. If he wins, you get what you want. But if you win, you'll be a legend amongst us all and get plenty of tail again.

It's worth a shot, isn't it?

This is good advice. Just go swim as far into the ocean as you can and die that way. Nobody will have to clean it up, nobody will have to be traumatized by the body and you are also helping out some predators of the ocean with a free meal.

Draine you fucking genius you
 
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I suggest you go skydiving without a parachute. It's quick,painless,and, it wouldn't cause a mess. Problem solved.
 

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I suggest you go skydiving without a parachute. It's quick,painless,and, it wouldn't cause a mess. Problem solved.


Certainly not quick. You have to find a skydiving place, sign up, pay out the ass, and make like 5 jumps attached to some hack before you can go by yourself.
 

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Jwab was on my account, this was not me.
 
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