I like turtles!!

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Ok, so yeah, that chick that I bought the Bruce Campbell autographed book for, she is totally in love with me now.......:inlove:. She would not shut up about how it was the "sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her." And today I was sitting with her at lunch and she was had her hands on her cheeks and had that lovestruck look like you see in cartoons. BOOYAH!!!!

SO I invited her to go to King's Island (an amusement park). So we're going next Friday!!!!! I'm so fucking excited it's not even funny!!!

 

[Truth]

One question, dont you have a fiancee?

AND DUDE LIKE THAT SO TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!push her off a rollercoaster and laugh in her bloody face

 

[Viva La Luke]

OOHH YEAH GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!

 

[the dark knight]

awwwwwwww how sweet :inlove:

give her 1 year tops and she'll get a new chucky. same thing my girl did this morning


edit- oh yea, i also love turtles.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

My fianceé and I aren't doing very well............so yeah.

 

[phantomgerald]

Erm, use a condom?

 

[monkeystyle]

Slip her a roofie.

 

[This Guy]

Slip her a roofie.

thats your answer for everything.

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This Guy: I'm being audited by the IRS

Monkeystyle: Slip them a roofie

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This Guy: I got denied for a buisness loan at the bank

Monkeystyle: Slip them a roofie.

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It really does just solve all your problems doesn't it?

 

[Markz]

In celebration I give you...

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Also, my fianceé just officially broke up with me. Free at last, free at last God almighty I'm free at last!!!

 

[monkeystyle]

thats your answer for everything.

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This Guy: I'm being audited by the IRS

Monkeystyle: Slip them a roofie

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This Guy: I got denied for a buisness loan at the bank

Monkeystyle: Slip them a roofie.

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It really does just solve all your problems doesn't it?

It really does. They go to sleep and I silently sneak out the back door. Or slip into the vault and get my own "loan" in the case of the bank.

 

[This Guy]

Also, my fianceé just officially broke up with me. Free at last, free at last God almighty I'm free at last!!!

did she find out about the other girl?

 

[Degeneration_X2006]

OMG Chuck, I'm so happy for you! Great turtle kid sig...still the funniest shit ever! lmao! Good luck with this girl...(PS. She only likes you because you met Erna! GiggityFUCK!)

 

[The A-man]

So.......what does turtles have to with this topic? Did I MISS something???

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

did she find out about the other girl?

Well, she knows now, but she didn't know before we broke up, so.....nothing to do with it.


Also, Turtles have absolutely nothing to do with anything, but Viva La Luke mixed it in well with the topic.